L'y'lqmzvs'xpp'th'pthahf

The L'y'lqmzvs'xpp'th'pthahf (Pronounced: /ðɪs.ɪz.ɑː.fʌ.kiŋ.dʒoʊk/; this-is-a- fuck ing-joke), plural L'y'lqmzvs'xpp'th'pthahf'themeythyzzyzyzyvysab, is a species of highly intelligent, sentient clouds of hot clouds of gas.

Organic compostion
The chemical composition of the clouds that make up the anatomy of the L'y'lqmzvs'xpp'th'pthahf'themeythyzzyzyzyvysab is generally identical to that of horse feces, with a few additional organic compounds necessary to sustain life and intelligence. The creatures must maintain their temperature at high levels to both sustain their gaseous form, and to keep their bodily functions operating.

Features
Though incapable of smell, according to reports from various encounters, the species does in fact smell of potent, steaming horse manure.

Language
The L'y'lqmzvs'xpp'th'pthahf'themeythyzzyzyzyvysab communicate through highly convoluted, pseudo-intellectual jargon that slightly resembles low gothic. At first listen, the words they speak may seem incredibly smart, witty, original and intellectually stimulating, but once they are seriously interpreted, truly lack anything of substance.