User blog comment:Khalael/Seasons Greetings/@comment-10541616-20131226005850/@comment-3258762-20131227143942

The winter, Ork, is when all the Swedish people pool together in great orgies to produce more offsprings, that they will be born in time for Summer to allow them to see some beauty, as 80% of all children will die during the winters of Sweden. Such it has always been, so it shall always be.