User:NecrusIV

"The ideas of the ruling class are in every epoch the ruling ideas,"

- Karl Marx, The German Ideology

Neck. Admin. Code guy. Template organiser.

Administrative Duties

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 Phase Warhammer 40k Fanon Wiki main page into more efficient and cleanly coded format Re-code property and construction templates from scratch with cleaner and more efficient code Finnish up wiki skin Implement tabletop friendly template. Implement "expansion upon existing canon" template. Give the expansion upon existing canon template multiple parameters for multiple links Implement semi-compulsory "canon hardness test" for articles. Make chat look nice and snazzy</li> Get the fanon real estate/advertisement space back on the 40k Canon Wiki's main page (Credit to User:Totalimmortal XD who at the time was known as User:WhiteSeraph.)</li> Make quality issue template more versatile by adding countdown mechanism and non-critial issue mechanism</li> Assimilate stub template functionally with Quality Issue template</li> Make stub template more versatile by adding countdown mechanism and just-within-limit mechanism</li> Clean up Free Use template code</li> Add Conditions of use parameter to Free Use template</li> Add reason and countdown mechanism to Non-canon friendly template</li> Implement Mary Sue template</li> Implement Mary Sue Template (Non-gag version)</li> Clean up Old Work template</li> Clean up Old Canon template</li> </ul> <ul> Increase anti-vandalism schemes</li> Increase privatisation of public services</li> </ul> <ul> Make template index that is actually useful</li> Reconstitute and polish up How-to pages</li> Articles that fail the/a future polished version of the quality hardness test will be marked with a Quality Issue template</li> <li>Further the development of the Wikia Instrumentality Project</li> </ul>
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Other Stuff
Favourite articles <ul> <li>Douchard Bagge - can't get enough of him</li> <li>Stonehides - I couldn't praise the quality of his art enough.</li> <li>Regal Fists</li> <li>White Tigers</li> <li>Cutler Kar</li> <li>Void Sirens - Some solid b&s sm painter shopping and recolouring</li> </ul>

My articles
category:NecrusIV

Rumours, Conspiracies and pseudo-untruths
"Reason: I suggest starting of cleaning this shit up is a good way to start"

- Remos. Quality management. I don't blame him.

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 * User:Dark Seer- Some say he built this entire wiki from the ground up with his bare hands from nothing but the barren soil and clay of the internet wasteland. Others that he did it in a classroom with a bunch of friends, retaining the same mentality unto the present date. A few idolise him as a god, for reasons long lost.
 * User:Blade bane - Some say his morals are too pure for this sinning world. Others say that this is only due to red being the colour of sin and realism.
 * User:Supahbadmarine - Rumour has it that he would be monty had he not long been attached to puppet strings. Others state this is silly because he's clearly done a lot of good for the wiki, whatever that means.
 * User:Lither - Some say he's a reincarnation of Stalin. Others that he's actually Satan, having assumed human form.
 * User:Khalael - Rumour has it that he's the true power behind the wiki. Other rumours say that he does it with an illuminati, a pentacle of five, leaving sigils throughout this wiki that inflict a corrupting, daemonic influence upon all other users. The rest of us know better than to take a wiki so fucking seriously.
 * User:Tardir - Some say he has a real affinity for his family. Many are unsure what to make of this, instead being pre-occupied with finding out how he managed to obtain immortality through a forever unchanging mentality, or even how he managed to reach the physicist's dreamed island of stability through achieving emo-not-emoism. A few go around saying he claims he can impregnate women just by looking at them. According to accurate polling, at least one person has given up smoking because of him.
 * User:Totalimmortal - Rumours go around stating that he was once a mad leader who had his claws deep within the wiki, having infected many with his own cult of personality to the point where overthrowing his terrible rule required the toppling of dozens of towers rather than breaking the gates of a single fortress. Meanwhile dozens of ancient stone tablets claim adamantly that he was a fair and good leader that just had a tough time with users who personally hated him as a person rather than as a wiki leader. Others mostly state he was just a poor decision maker who liked the idea of feeling useful.
 * User:Solomus-BlackWing - Rumours go around saying that underneath his friendly exoskeleton lies a heart blacker than a shaggoth's armpit. Many rumours say he's synonymous with darkness, pointing out that all depictions of his material from have only been blackened, incoherent and spine-chilling images. Some say he's a magnificent poser. Others say he still secretly watches cutesy wish fulfilment anime.
 * User:Legionaire22 - Many say he unfortunately attempted CHIM, resulting in zero sum from all the wikiverse.
 * User:RemosPendragon- Some say he's not a man, but a machine. This certainly proves a lot: relentless work ethic, mass-management of information, slightly awkward English skills that are only barely noticeable. Others know this is a fact, having sworn to have seen his ability to assume a female from through means only Androids know.
 * User:DirgeOfCerberus111- Some say he's not a man, but a lump of glue. Others say this glue was the inevitable result of being foolish enough to battle the medusa-like gaze of the Illuminati daemon kraken hydra. Whatever the case, he hasn't been seen in centuries, though his gluey reside is still occasionally swept up by Wiki janitors to this very day.
 * User:LegionXIII - Some say he couldn't handle a millilitre of grease, let alone the whole bucket necessary for the whole crawl. Others have no idea what this means, and wonder why friendly Bolshy hasn't been around to say " o/ "
 * User:Vernichtung- Some say she's a devout follower of Cegorach, or even Slaanesh. Others say that he's been trained in ruse centuries before even assuming a human form.
 * User:Dog of War - Some tales say he's recently ascended to daemonhood. Some say he has never had the chaotic heart to achieve such. Others say he's still a nice guy who just wants to fit in and make decent content.
 * User:SpaceTalon - Tales say that thousands shiver in his ayran presence. Others are still attempting to untangle the mind-numbing logical black holes he scatters around the dark halls of the wiki.
 * User:AmyTheStray - Few dare to speak of her. Of those who do, they swear of bearing witness to visions of writing styles ascending to the sixth dimension, something that mortals have long known to be incapable of perceiving.
 * User:$17 - Some say he's the gatekeeper to labyrinth-like library of horrid images where all dignity goes to die, stating that few have ever ventured into its watery depths and lived to tell the tale.
 * User:Papa zoulou - Some say the French are never to be trusted. Everyone else wonders why they point to the Israeli flag when they say this. He also believes in the myth where the Hijab is believed to be a symbol of women's oppression.
 * User:OvaltinePatrol - some say he's the true leader of the New Wiki Order, through people who say this are typically marginalised and ridiculed as being Jewish conspirators.
 * User:Imposter101 - Rumour has it that he browses that terrible, filthy place darker than the inner lining of Satan's rectal passage known as 4chan. Many are surprised that this is supposed to be shocking. Other rumours state that he's attempted countless times to achieve psychic resonance with some kind of Freemason Cult, but nobody really knows what that is, and instead suggest that his failures are due to the fact this cult doesn't exist.
 * User:OrkMarine - Some say he's an adult in a boy's shoes, having been lucky enough to achieve enlightenment at such a young age, yet unlucky enough to bear knowing witness to the horrors other kids his age commit. Some say he actually attends parties with reall grils. Others laugh and say he can't even survive a petty bee sting, let alone understanding the myriad ways of women.
 * User:Anonymous ONI agent - Some say that his atomic structure achieved nuclear fission, splitting apart so quickly and intensely until he became a giant cloud of helium and hydrogen that rose up beyond the atmosphere and into space, being lost forever. There are rumours going around about a 40k Fanon Wiki clone he's responsible for, genetically identical even down to the code of a large number of templates.
 * User:Abyssal Horror - Some look at him and question if Communazism is really a thing. Others laugh at how he thinks he can be taken seriously.
 * User:Plaguenumber3 - Many confuse him with SpaceTalon or Abyssal Horror, bewildered before realising that yes there are more than one or two Nazis on this wiki. Some say he claims to be a pureblood capitalist and American nationalist, though anyone familiar with history would still be unable to tell the difference outside of the usual costumes and catchphrases.
 * User:BrowncoatMando - Some people say he's a HeroMachine beta tester, or that he gets paid by them to use their product.
 * User:Admiral Aspergers - Few people really know what he's like, though some say being around him evokes that same old feeling you get when a guy you kind of like hanging out with brings one of his other friends to your party.
 * User:Kyran Kandosa2 - an alias of Horatio, using his ORLOCK Crypto-net to stop the ploys of the TIME SLIMERS.
 * User:FluffCat - like an actual cat, it prefers to keep to itself, never truly acknowledging other users that frequent the same space as it without so much as a distant, condescending gaze.
 * User:T42 - Batman. The fascist kind.
 * User:StormWarriors2 - Has Science Gone Too Far?: SHOCKING Research On The Way Your Penis Affects The Games You Play!
 * User:BlueEyeLeft - A petit little flower with a few pages out of the Doggy book on her belt. The ones who know her well claim she's beacon of kindness in an otherwise corrupt and bitterly cynical wiki. Others say she's the sock puppet of an evil, corrupt future initiative by a satanic cult bent on controlling the wiki. Others laugh when they see this DeviantArt-tier wet dream of fiction written by users who think it's "possible to control people on the internet".
 * User:Sawtooth77 - Always good to have plenty of wallflowers to decorate the room.
 * User:MisterTwoScoops - He's a freak of nature but we let him go.

All of the above is untrue

Interests
Filthy fucking Marxist scum (you'd think their ossified, irrelevant garbage about human liberation and destruction of capitalism would just die in the modern era of free markets and class cooperation, hey?). I generally like to say I support the Trotskyist tradition of opposing Stalinism. I'm not an advocate of Social Democracy (reformism) as the way to change society, although I do support progressive reforms, specifically if they're fought for and won through protest politics. I am heavily critical of Anarchism. I also support LGBTI+ rights and women's rights.
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The most ridiculous and brain-cell murdering phrase I've ever seen used in politics is " Liberal bias* ". Another is "men's rights activism" or "men's rights forums", which is a fucking joke.

* The "US kind", i.e. progressive, centre-left, etc. I art. I appreciate all kinds of genuine art, however have little motivation to produce my own outside of self-serving bullshit poser-type crap.
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the fuckers here think they've got a cool new logo

Studying interactive and visual design at uni.

I tend to hate most artists on an artistic level due to my own view of art (in this context*) being simply the material expression of human emotion, and not an objective force†, not something that should be commodified and sold and re-commodified, and not a label that can be slapped onto something to excuse it from criticism.

* The "other context" is the kind you see in the term "art form", i.e. the refinement of a practice to incredible levels of mastery. † I'm aware of the irony. Objective force as in "that's not art", "how can you call that art?", "shut up, you're not a true artist", "you're a shame to the art community" type scenarios. A given, since I have fanon articles on this wiki. I have some ability to write stories, but my greatest preference is articles and descriptive, essay-type things I enjoy flim, however rarely take part in experiencing it. My favourite movies are probably American Psycho, Fight Club, anything by Quentin Tarantino, and a couple of Kubrick films, specifically Space Odyssey. Oh and Interstellar was pretty cool too. I read quite a bit. Most of it is political or historical content.
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Currently reading: Will be getting into: Ahahahah I have this listed as "interests".
 * Harman, Chris, A People's History Of The World, 1999
 * Lenin, V. I., State and Revolution, 1917
 * Lenin, V. I., "Left-Wing" Communism: An Infantile Disorder, 1920
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I'm into the whole student thing. "Student thing" you ask? Well student thing as in I'm probably a closeted dole bludger who does a lot of marijuana.

I do art commissions for money. I would do 40k commissions if GW weren't a bunch of, uh, lovely people who really truly care about copyright.

I also collect charity for accommodation for cancer patients. Legally I qualify as a contractor, since volunteers aren't really a thing in law, and therefore am not entitled to the benefits of an employee. Legally, this means I am not entitled to a minimum wage. Isn't that wonderful? Of course, I do do this for money, although legally they could pay me with anything. It's absolutely nuts. I heard they tried that one with regular ol' workers in the last budget, too. Didn't settle well for some reason. Personally I'd love to be paid in pizza or something, my power and internet bills would be so much easier to manage with the power of fast food. A passion I have distilled with the help of fellow linguist friends on this wiki. I like to study the grammar, phonology and alphabets of many languages. I've made one fully functional fictional language and am currently developing two others as part of a high fantasy RP I'm doing with some local friends. <div style="border:1px solid black; height:200px;overflow-y:scroll;overflow-x:hidden; box-shadow: inset 0px 0px 6px 2px rgba(0,0,0,0.75);"> The Languages & Their Features There's Vuscovi (Yѡi Ѵuscoѵo`бaѧto) [that "finished" language] and Tearvin (Тоѓчищаѯнй Очтѳу), two inflected, gendered languages with rough parallels to Russian with the first and Finnish with the second. Both languages use word agglutination, the first allowing nouns, adjectives, verbs and adverbs in general, the second with morphemes. Vuscovi has three genders: masculine, feminine and neuter, whilst Tearvin has three human genders: male, female and neuter, and several other genders, including non-human, one for inanimate objects, animal animate and inanimate, and spiritual animate and inanimate. Vuscovi has seven noun cases, features verb conjugation with eight available tenses, and has a rich inventory of article conjugation which combines articles and propositions as one unit. Tearvin on the other hand has fifteen noun cases, with very limited use of prepositions, and whilst being inflected, relies on sentence order to direct certain nuances of meaning, time and place, of which has different interpretations between every regional slang. Vuscovi allows for double negatives, whereas Tearvin does not. Vuscovi's phonology is inspired by broad Slavic, Khoe and Polynesian, whilst Tearvin's is inspired by Nahuatl, Latin, German, Finnish, and English.
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The third language, Rus (Obðn Rus), is an analytical language with a verb subject object word order, and is grammatically similar to Cornish. It draws its phonology from Cornish, Icelandic and Old English. Rus features verb conjugation for time and place amongst other features, and like Vuscovi, embraces double negatives. I have some casual interest in learning languages to the point of speaking them. I tried to learn German once, but as an avid fan of Oscar Wilde I concluded that life is too short to learn it. I can read latin and cyrillic letters, and am considering learning greek letters. I actually don't really enjoy many "games". It does not help that I have a Mac that fries itself when I play Minecraft. I find large chunks of the "gaming" community to just be toxic and intolerable, but this is due to the logical conclusion of the market and how it commodifies everything.
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Art "games" can be fun. Puzzle "games" are fun too.

I've been described as a musicophile, or having a music fetish. No refutation here. Listen to it pretty much all day every day. Going by the iTunes average price for songs, my iPod has $2440 worth of music on it. I of course paid for all of it. What kind of person do you think I am?
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Neck's Top 21 Albums:
 * 1) Discovery by Daft Punk (2001)
 * 2) Geogaddi by Boards of Canada (2002)
 * 3) Untrue by Burial (2007)
 * 4) Plastic Beach by Gorillaz (2010)
 * 5) Madvillainy by Madvillain (2004)
 * 6) Druqks by Aphex Twin (2001)
 * 7) Evil Empire by Rage Against The Machine (1996)
 * 8) Californication by Red Hot Chili Peppers (1999)
 * 9) The Money Store by Death Grips (2012)
 * 10) Cosmogramma by Flying Lotus (2010)
 * 11) Rage Against The Machine by Rage Against The Machine (1992)
 * 12) Stadium Arcadium by Red Hot Chili Peppers (2006)
 * 13) SBTRKT by SBTRKT (2011)
 * 14) The Battle Of Los Angeles by Rage Against The Machine (1999)
 * 15) Richard D James Album by Aphex Twin (1996)
 * 16) ...I Care Because You Do by Aphex Twin (1995)
 * 17) Immersion by Pendulum (2010)
 * 18) Nordland by Binärpilot (2010)
 * 19) Music Has The Right To Children by Boards of Canada (1998)
 * 20) OK Computer by Radiohead (1997)
 * 21) Demon Days by Gorillaz (2005)

Recent favs:
 * Those 110+ demos by User48736353001 (a.k.a. Aphex Twin) released recently on SoundCloud

Let's play in the sand