User blog comment:Run4urLife!/Caleb Harlan Facts/@comment-1536954-20100505075941

Ive got some ideas.... -When Caleb Harlan swims, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Caleb Harlan. -Caleb Harlan's tears can cure cancer, to bad Caleb Harlan never cries. -When Caleb Harlan looks in a mirror, it breaks, as not even a mirrior is stupid enough to get between Caleb Harlan and Caleb Harlan.