Kogoz Rezmug

Kogoz Rezmug was an Ork Warlord operating in the 40th Millennium. He was best known for his ability to speak Low and High Gothic articulately and is speculated to be an Ork similar to the Diplomats encountered in M32 during the War of the Beast.

History
Kogoz first appeared to the Imperium when his tribe's Space Hulk drifted into the path of an Imperial Navy warship. A Navy boarding party came aboard and found itself under immediate attack. During the firefight, Kogoz, by then a Flash Git, intended to shout, "We'ze fill ya runts fulla 'oles". This turned out not to be the case. "We intend to shoot you in an unpleasant manner."

- Kogoz Rezmug. All present were shocked to hear an Ork speak so clearly in Low Gothic, including Kogoz himself. Perturbed, Kogoz continued to fire and the Orks soon repelled the Navy boarders. Kogoz chose to leave the Space Hulk at the earliest opportunity in order to work out what was happening. It was after this that he received his first visions from the Ork gods telling him to lead a WAAAGH!

Kogoz's holy war took him all over Segmentum Tempestus. He continued to find himself speaking unusually articulately for an Ork and use this to his advantage. For example, he distracted the Governor of a Fortress World long enough with his conversation that he was able to disrupt the command structure of the Planetary Defence Force. This allowed an easier victory than expected, yet one that still provided a lot of chances for a brilliant fight.

Kogoz finally met his end when invading the Garden World of Robocu. Present on this world was 70 Sisters Order of the Sacred Grove, who decided to lead the fight against the Ork horde despite their vastly inferior numbers. Kogoz's technical expert, Big Mek Sacnew, took out several Sororitas guerrillas but the Sororitas caused enough trouble that Kogoz resorted to sending his entire force against the northeast continent's largest forest, but was not to defeat them before Deathwatch arrived with 5 regiments of the Imperial Guard. Kogoz himself died to a luckly shot from a Sororitas meltagun. His last words were, "A fascinating experience."

Wargear
Kogoz equipped himself with mega armour and a big shoota. His close combat weapon could either be a big choppa or a power klaw. To take advantage of his articulate vocal skills, he also added a loudspeaker to his armour.

Abilities
As stated, Kogoz's ability to speak Low and High Gothic fluently came as a surprise to everyone, including himself. He often uses this to pretend to negotiate with target worlds. He has no other unique abilities.

Quotes
By "This alien legerdemain is a battle absurdity."

- Kogoz Rezmug battling a Tau exploratory force. "The floccinaucinihilipilification of our power that we Orks receive is most frustrating."

- Kogoz Rezmug after defeating a Tyranid splinter fleet. "When I plundered that Feudal World, I found an interesting poem that fits this world. Let the wealthy and great roll in splendour and state, I envy them not I declare it. I eat my own lamb, my own chicken and ham, I shear my own fleece and I wear it. I have lawns, I have flowers, I have fruits, I have flowers. The lark is my morning alarmer. So jolly boys now let God speed the plough and long life and success to the farmer."

- Kogoz Rezmug beginning the invasion of Robocu. "It is becoming apparent that the nature of this search will take more time than expected. However, it is my opinion that this cunbtando will be eliminated soon."

- Kogoz Rezmug while searching for the Order of the Sacred Grove.

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