User blog comment:Scourge of Hatred/The Xellok, Da Rattz, KIR, Chaotica, and Brethren of Spite War/@comment-8395098-20130602065638

OK I wanna test this idea for a kickoff (its rather storish so I'm running it here first) uploaded via phone so feel free to correct/edit/or review as you please. --Mission Log X.XXX.XXXM40, Cecile Crowley to Ticious the enlightener-- Thus far everything is proceeding much as I had expected. After taking my ship 30 adopts, and adorable little Andrew to the current lair of Big'Un and his tribe, I hastily found and negotiated with th Ork. Andrew's cute aattempts to shield me from the orks disgusting behavior did little to defend me from the ineventable,BBig'Un assigned the most disgusting of his stunted warband to serve as boss of the sizeable contingent of orks, Eye'Muncha (the disagreeable little serpent). Even despite my specific numerical instructions that there should be no more than twice my bodyguard's number in Noobs I soon found over 80 of the pungent apes aboard my ship...along with over 5 times that number aboard a transport following after us. (I expect you, Lord Ticious opener of children's eyes, to thoroughly cleanse my ship afterwards) Fortunately my room was unavalibe to the stupid beasts most of the trip. By the time we reached the Hulk I had already gone over the cover story with the greedy parasites a dozen times. Though to motivate a Orkall one needs is a target to fight and some plunder to be had. Well before we had reached the ininsertion point Eye'Muncha had worked the brain dead green skins into a frenzy. However I should once again state that I be leave this operation is to delicate to leave in the hands of misinformed and clumsy orks. Already we are getting reports of "un-orky" boyz and boys who are "Bashing em who ain't sposed to be bashed....I fear for the success of these fools, they might catch on too quickly --Log End Cecile Crowley signing out--