User blog comment:DirgeOfCerberus111/Total's OTHER epic idea!/@comment-25033299-20111115015130/@comment-25033299-20111115073846

Well, its Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, so its more focused on satire, but basically the guy had an accident sometime in his life that made him immortal. Ever since he realized he was immortal, he spent his time traveling from planet to planet insulting the people there, hoping that in their rage they would kill him. Finally, the Norse god Thor is offended and beats him to death.