User blog comment:Vivaporius/AT Idea: Imperial Civil War/@comment-3341288-20120410231117/@comment-4608429-20120411205624

You've made me depresed Viva. There wont be a Chaos anti-Emperor. He's been replaced with a far less epic person. That is fat from sitting on his ass and waching nick-tunes for 10,000 years. And will arsk all the Chaos forces to pray for ANOTHER 10,000 YEARS BEFORE HE DOSE ANYTHING!!! Only Creed would be able to solve this problem. And he's DEAD. And Russ will be like "No, I can't attack when he's praying because it's dishonourable." And nether will the Girlyman, because he'll be like "It means that I have one less problem." And the Lion and Ecclesiarchy with their saints will be like "No, the false Emperor who is actualy a true Emperor is a greater heritic to his religion than the one who destroyed his empire." And the Lion wont do anything either, because he'll be like "Russ RAAAAAAAAAAGGGEEE!!!!" And the Emperor wont do anything about it because he is aparently a Cock for not waking Sanguinius who is currently on Baal. Which would stop the Black RAGE from affecting the Blood Angles. And who took over as Warmaster when Hours turned against the Emperor. And Hours is a Douch for being at the end all like "I'm a good boy realy, please don't kill me and destroy my soul after I killed billions of people, mortaly wounded you, and fucked up your empire and perfict human race. It' Longan you should toast, it's all his fualt." And the Emperor wont do anything aswell because he's like "I've got to destroy the Church for the greater good of Humanity and not the Tau Greater Good and not becaus I'm a little bit angry that they worshiped me, then when I come back to them in the flesh give me the middle finger and wage war on me when I remind them of this fact." And the Tau wont do anything because they are now tryants and would actualy SIDE WITH LONGAR!!! But then Longar will be like "I HATR THE UNRELIGIOUS MORE THAN THE EMPEROR!!!" and would then get back to praying. But before he can complet the 10,000 year of praying he'll fade into the warp and be like "Dam, I need to try again." And after this proess has been repeted 30 times (becaus of sacrid numbers like Slennesh = 6, Nurgle = 7, Korne = 8 and Teezeetch = 9 and 6+7+8+9=30) he will go "Fine, I'll pray in the Warp" and this will of WASTED 1,000 YEARS.

But, look on the bright side, after 11,000 years Longar will aniliate the Tau. No more annoying propoganda!!