User blog:Kingslayer1/Heart Attack Sandwich

It's my signature dish and I felt I should share its health boosting effects with the fine folks on this wiki. Let me show you how it's done: Right, so go ahead and get the that stick a butter and cut of a thicc slice. Put it in a pan or skillet and then turn on the heat. Watch that glob of condensed goodness melt into a puddle of flavor as the heat increases. Get an egg out and crack it. Pour that egg in and fry it like one normally fries an egg. Take the egg out and put it aside. You can either discard the skillet you just cooked the egg in or clean it if you want to use it for cooking the meat.
 * Spam
 * Butter
 * Bread
 * An egg (or two if you really want to stack dat cholesterol)
 * Cheese

Next up you peel open a can of spam and question just why exactly you are eating canned meat. Plop that meat cube onto a cutting surface and slice it into pretty thick slices. Just toss these sliced bits into a skillet at mid to high heat, they don't really need butter or oil since they are riddled with fat and grease already. Let them reach a nice cripsy complexion and flip them to the other side. You can repeat this process as much as you want but I don't see the point, you're eating canned meat not a steak. Get your fried hunks of spam and set them aside.

The final part consists of putting the spam, fried egg, and some cheese and placing it on two slices of bread. To top of this already rather healthy meal go ahead and toss the whole thing in the skillet you used to fry the spam. Lightly brown each side and you are in business.

Look at the ungodly sandwich you've created and ask yourself "am I really gonna eat that?"

Make sure to perform some very physically straining activities after eating a few of these sandwiches.

--Victory is to survive and death is defeat! 17:32, November 9, 2016 (UTC)