Un Ei da Crusha

"Oh how delicious, this ork withstood my psychic blast! How strange! Tzeneech works his marvelous ways. Well this was fun, ork, let me take your eye to remember you by, that way you won't have it dangling in your face as you walk, how does that sound?"

- An unknown sorcerer of the Thousand Sons trying to kill Un Ei with knowledge

The Creation of Un Ei da Crusha
Un Ei (One Eye), before he was given this name was a measly Ork boy by the name of Durg, before he became the Warboss of the Evil Eyz. His life was filled with drinking grog, pullin' teef, and living a happy Ork life within the ruins of a Necron city among his tribe called the Hot Feetz, on the volcanic death world of Vulcan 6.

pikey 'Umans!
This happy life was interrupted by a Massive Chaos host. This host where going to open a warpgate on the near lifeless planet to invade the nearby Helfinis System. The Chaos forces gathered there used Durg's Tribe, including many others, as an offering to the God of Change. To Durg's luck, Durg found himself as the sole survivor of the terrible slaughter. A Sorcerer of the Thousand Sons pitied the filthy Ork as much as a Chaos Sorcerer could. This led the Sorcerer to give Durg a gratified and hilarious death in his eyes, a death by knowledge.

The Sorcerer
The Sorcerer filled Durg's mind with the knowledge of the world, more importantly, the knowledge of Tzeneech. Unfortunately for the sorcerer, Durg lived through the induced seizure, barely, and did not end Durg's life with a satisfactory exploding head. Durg on the other hand, was now mentally unable to function with one of his eyes hanging from his eye socket. Durg was invaded by the literal mind of Tzeneech. He could hear the God's thoughts, motives, and everything Tzeneech did from the breathing from the warp from the trillions of voices that whispered around him. Teneech sensed his feeble mind in his domain and stared with evil eyes into Durg's soul.

The Universe's Smartest Ork
When Durg awoke he was missing his eye and was surrounded by miles of rotten, long dead orks. Durg was ecstatic to find do many free teeth without competition. Durg also found that things where easier to mentally grasp and perform.