User blog:Supahbadmarine/Mad Scientist of the Millenia Awards

Welcome one and all! Today we come together to acknowledge a very special set of individuals. Without these individuals we would not have repulsive crimes against nature. We would not have deranged experiments on unwilling (or semi-willing) volunteers. We wouldn't even have scientifically enhanced blood-crazed killing machines! Things would be simple... and boring! Today we honor the Mad Scientists of Warhammer 40k. You have been brought together to choose who you believe is the maniac most deserving of being called 40k's resident Frankenstein. Our candidates are: Among our four nominees each has proven himself to be immoral, unethical and downright mad. It is thus upto you to decide which of them deserves the title of Crackpot Supreme! Please vote!
 * 1) Candidate #1 was formerly an Apothecary for the pretigious, and utterly unhinged Emperor's Children. After the HH he decided to go his separate ways to pursue a career in creating foul abominations. He now runs his own successful business performing dangerous and unreliable enhancements for the Traitor Legions. He one day aspires to clone the Emperor himself! Would everybody put their hands together for Fabius Bile!
 * 2) Our second nominee has been doing the whole Mad Scientist thing for longer than anybody can remember. His body, and those of everybody he meets are his playthings. His sadistic experiments have inspired fear and disgust the whole galaxy over. He has died and resurrected himself so many times that whatever little sanity or decency that he might have had has been blown off the face of the galaxy! I am talking about the greatest Haemonculous of the Dark City, give it up for Urien Rakarth!
 * 3) The Orks are a race knwon for being out of their minds. Among Orks Painboyz are those that are considered of particularly unsound minds, and within the Painboys there is nobody less sane than our third nominee! A Painboss of the Death Skulls Ork Klan, he has visited just as much misery on his own kind as on the rest of the galaxy. He is renowned as the personal Dok of the great Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka. His hobbies include cutting up his patients, excessive unasked for enhancements and radical, unnecessary brain surgery. Please make some noise for Mad Dok Grotsnik!
 * 4) Our final nominee is a newcomer to the scene, having only been introduced as of the 5th edition. When asked what his dreams of the future were he answered Godhood. He takes pride in his ability to abduct other sentient races to take them back to his lab for dissection. Furthermore his ability to enhance his Necron allies can not be competed with. Representing the Necrons is Illuminor Szeras!