User:Tardir

Hello. I am an author here, as you may know. In some months i have been here in a year. I am a proud Norwegian, and also proud of being a little bit Scottish and German, but not that proud over being a little bit Swedish too. I am also my own 5th Cousin. I was born and raised and still live in my good 'ol hometown, wich is very boring by the way. I only own one W40K book, wich is called Blood Reaver. Soon gonna buy every.... single.... novel.... about... the.... W40K universe.

Featured Article: The Emperor's To-Do List(This article will stand there forever)

Allies:
The list of people i consider friends and allies:

The user who has supported me the most. He's been there since i came here, wich is about 3/4 of a year now.
 * Supahbadmarine

This guy is the only other contributer than me on my Wikia(Of witch is very inactive at the moment). He's also the first on this wikia that i found out has some Norwegian blood in his veins. He also is a very good writer.
 * Totalimmortal

Not much to say about him, really. The one that has been to the most help with my Dark Eldar Kabal.
 * Tomj8937

One of the most talented drawers on this wikia, if not the most talented one. He is the founder of the wikia i secondarily contrubute.
 * NecrusIV

The guy who helped me with the Korpiklaani. He also has a lot of good articles that he has made.
 * Cal XD


 * Primarch11
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 * DirgeOfCerberus111
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Me and him often talk through Steam, and i think it is him i talk the most with here on this wiki now. He is also a good teammate in Last Stand.
 * Kirbycollin1

My fave list-thingys:
Favorite Chaos Gods: Favorite Loyalist Chapters(Only 5 of them): Favorite Traitor Warbands(Only 5 of them): Favorite Fanon Loyalist Chapters(Only 5 of them): Favorite Games:
 * 1) Tzeentch
 * 2) Khorne
 * 3) Nurgle
 * 4) Malice
 * 5) Ans'l, Mo'rcck and Phraz-Etar(I know no science damn thing about them, actually)
 * 6) Slaanesh
 * 1) Blood Angels
 * 2) Blood Ravens
 * 3) Black Templars
 * 4) Iron Hands
 * 5) Dark Angels
 * 1) Night Lords
 * 2) Iron Warriors
 * 3) Thousand Sons
 * 4) Black Legion
 * 5) World Eaters
 * 1) Red Crusaders
 * 2) Fury Incarnate
 * 3) Titanium Fists
 * 4) Northern Fangs
 * 5) Hell Guard
 * 1) Metal Fatigue
 * DoW
 * 1) Tekken
 * 2) Rome: Total War
 * 3) Civilization V

Those things i hate:

 * Stereotypical Americans
 * Anti-Nerds
 * People who bully depressed people. It's not cool. Not cool.
 * Super-Religious people
 * People who hate on Satanists without knowing what Satanism is
 * Satanists who dosen't know what Satanism is
 * Anti-Metal people
 * Mainstream stuff
 * Justin Bieber
 * Sweden
 * Swedish people
 * Myself
 * Those people who play CoD and Halo and thinks that they are nerds
 * CoD and Halo in general
 * Windows Live

Featured Band: Galskap og Faenskap

Favorite Band: Dimmu Borgir

Second Favorite Band: Rammstein

Third Favorite Band: Linkin Park

Bands i like:

Disturbed, Nightwish, System of a Down, X Ray Dog, Breaking Benjamin, Hans Zimmer, Jeremy Soule, John Williams, Vreid, Windir, Beinkjør, Sum 41, Blink 182, Armor For Sleep, Bullet for my Valentine, Static X, The Prodigy, Dimmu Borgir, Korpiklaani, Linkin Park, All That Remains, Skillet, Ex Deo, Spineshank, Rammstein, Slipknot, Three Days Grace, Demon Hunter, Flyleaf, Evanescence, Anberlin, Dope, Papa Roach, E.S Posthomus, Immediate Music, VTZ, Rhapsody, Marilyn Manson, Adema, Crystal Method, In Flames, Keep of Kalessin, Filter, Lunatica, Hammerfall, Black Veil Brides, Crush 40, Julien-K, Eluveite, Danny Dodge, Deals Death(A.K.A Olle Ekman and the Snuggle Bunnies), Trucks, Galskap og Faenskap and a few more

W40K and Reality: Mars is actually Terraformed in 89 years if W40K speaks true. It i svery likely that us on this wikia are alive at that time, as it is very likely that we die of age, and the regular age of a human just rise and rise.

W40K and Reality: Also, if W40K is right, humans will have developed Psykers before 2100.

W40K and Reality: Mars and moons of Jupiter, Saturn and Neptune will be colonized before 2200 if W40K is right.

W40K and Reality: If Khorne, Nurgle and Tzeentch are existent, they watch over us in this moment, and every disease created after 1500 will be created by Nurgle, and every War after 1500 will have enpowered Khorne.

W40K and Reality: M3.011 is the present, and M2.969 is when Apollo 11 landed on the moon, with the first human ever to walk on the moon.

Aside from what i do here, i write songs, i draw, i philosophise, i do horseback riding, and i do other random stuff. So if anyone needs a song written, i can help with the text and title.

I follow some φιλοσοφία, wich is Philosophy in Greek. Also i create some philosophies myself. Also i have theories on much. I am influenced by mostly Plato, Aristotle and Socrates. I think the way that Socrates asks questions are very logical, so i have used that method often, and then try to figure out an answer. And Plato's dialogues makes people who read them see things from two sides.

I used to study Astronomy in my spare time, and then i moved on to Geology, and then Paleontology. I am currently more into Animals and stuff, but i am still into Astronomy and Paleontology.

Trivia

 * I have a Balrog as profile picture on Facebook.
 * I like games, especially RTS games. My favorite is and will always be Metal Fatigue, since it is a VERY(VERY VERY VERY VVVVVVVEEEEEEEERRRRRRYYYYYYY) important aspect of my childhood, and it basically shaped my life to what it is now.
 * The only thing that i like more than games is Music.
 * I am also a Masochist, but not the sexual kind. I only have a pain addiction.
 * The first fish i have ever caught was in a net, and it was about 15 centimetres(About 5-6 inches). It was a Ballan Wrasse.
 * I think that Till Lindemann is awesome, partly due to that he uses a big range of Flame Throwers when he performs, and he hunts unicorns. And he is the same kind of Masochist as i am.
 * I am kind of a nazi, just that i am not racist. I just want to discriminate against normal people, and sometimes exterminate all of them.
 * To explain the above, i am insane.

Future Articles:
Space Marine Chapters:

Black Ravens

Alphamarines

Thetamarines

Saurians

Zeta Knights

Black Saints (I think there already is a Chaos Warband called the Black Saints, but who cares)

Imperial Spartans

Night Watchers

Iron Guard

Abyssal Redeemers

Golden Ancients

Imperial Guard Regiments

Other Imperial Groups

Chaos Warbands

Tainted Loyalists

Doom Guardians

Dark Eldar Kabals

Tau Septs

Korpu'nash Sept

Eldar Craftworlds

Unnamed Craftworld

Uh'Me

Ha-Mith

Eldar Aspects

Tyranid Hive Fleets

Draugen

Necron Tombworlds

Nutaron VI

Ork Clans

Clan Skullsmashas

Clan Forestaz

Species