User:Imposter101

He works for the Masketta Man
3G-7WvreNbI "There's a man who's looking in and he smiles a toothless grin because he's singing, singing. See some people shine with glee but their song is jealousy, their hate is clanging, maddening"

I've been "playing" 40k for around eight years now, and have been on this wikia for around five.

The Hobby
I don't play 40k. 40k is an awful game without a hint of balance. I do play Dark Heresy and Black Crusade, the Fantasy Flight Games RPGs. I also play Flames of War, a WW2 15mmm game, where I play the real life bad guys; a late war Waffen-SS force and a Red Army force. I also play Kings of War, which is basically Warhammer Fantasy but not shit.

Templates

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 Make a first sweep of the wikia's articles for misuse of templates, grammatical issues and Non Canon Friendly Problems.  Expand upon the Quality Issues template and what violates the policy Bring in further regulation of Space Marine Chapter sizes regarding the new Black Templar fluff of only a thousand men  A third sweep of the wikia's articles for quality issues 
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About
"Lets be honest Sam (Imposter101), if it was the thirties or forties, we'd of joined the SA, then the SS, then the Stasi."

- Khalael

"fuck off you gypsie cunt"

- OrkMarine

By
"Lets be honest, only admins and chat mods can really make decisions of worth on the wikia. Anyone below that really isn't capable (mentally or physically) of doing such a thing"

- Imposter

"imagine this place was Disney Land And W40K wikia was Treblinka Death Camp"

- Imposter

Other
"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence."

- CS. Lewis

"Something in the universe loves me. Something in the universe loves the entity that is me"

- Gaius "Mother Frakking Shit" Batler

"Just fuck my shit up"

- Brendan Fraser

"Baneposting can never die. Just when you think it starts to die out, God Himself kills 150 people to make sure the meme stays alive forever. Baneposting is the first meme to physically kill someone."

- A big guy

"The main theme of the novels is the dilemmas that an idealistic hyperpower faces in dealing with civilisations that do not share its ideals, and whose behaviour it sometimes finds repulsive..."

- An extract from "Of Admins and Newfreinds'

Things I've written
Orion Strasse Pirate Chief Surgeon.

Drow Thel Pirate Khornate Eldar.

Cain Pirate Daemon Prince.

Brethren of Spite Pirate Chaos Space Marines.

User:OrkMarine
"Aboriginals should be a faction in Civ 5. They should have one technology, a stick, and one building, a reservation."

- OrkMarine

Aussie cuntshit subhuman wanker. Average day for Ork consists of masturbating with sandpaper and barbed wire over an image of Tony Abbot murdering aboriginals. He browses 9gag and Reddit so he knows his memes.

User:NecrusIV
"The Red Banner will rise, red with the blood of capitalists and the fascist pig dogs."

- Nec Another fucking Aussie. I fucking hate all of you new zealand shits. Is basically Ork but further advanced in terms of everything, specifically he doesn't masturbate while weeping in joy over an image of the god king Tony Abbot. Loyal Israel supporter and future ISIS freedom fighter.

User:Khalael
"I think Rudolf Hoss had some good ideas."

- Cal

Another gyposhit. Most of my early articles were co written or just outright written by Cal. Used to play 40k with him in person and now we just shit post in chat, oh and we also play Black Crusade.

User:Solomus-BlackWing
There's spaghetti everywhere.

User:Dog of War
Good writer. Great editor. Works with no questions asked. May or may not be the editor equivalent of a Chinese slave girl.

User:SpaceTalon
"We must secure the future for our White Children"

- -SpaceTalon 18/88. Browses IronMarch and Stormfront so he knows his memes. Wants to earn his red laces.

User:Abyssal Horror
"I'm not a Fascist, I just happen to have all these ideals which happen to be Fascist ideals."

- Abyssal Horror 18/88. As someone from Eastern Europe, Abyssal understands Hitler was "mostly" if not "totally right".

User:Plaguenumber3
"Lasting until victory! Lasting over the victory, for the future and the power of the nation"

- Plaguenumber3 Duce della Wikia. Can sing Horst Vessel Lied and understands that McCarthy was totally justified.

User:Slug gunner fan
"I WANT GHOST TO BE MY TORTURER"

- Slug

"You have been banned for 6 hours due to leaving the wiki for a long period of time without announcing your reason for this. Wake up and give excuses next time, we run a tight ship here."

- Slug

"Fine then, don't like it. At least, unlike any of you, I actually proposed something the community could work together on."

- Slug, on a Power Rangers parody blog

Slug was a Neo-Fascist Autist and candidate for the T4 program. Well known for making baffling statements on and off chat. Predicted to be a future sex offender. Also went after the wikia trap.

User:Thegreatbeing
"I have the final solution"

- The Great Being reveals his answer to the Loyalist nine question

A legendary autist, TGB was the creator of gems such as the Loyalist Nine and various articles which could be summed up as "Mysterious Noble Bright Stranger" and "Unique Inquisitor/Human with a destiny complex".

User:Bladiumdragon
"Whine whine. That's all I'm seeing. I'm not taking the wiki down. I'm taking the rules down, because they suck."

- Blade, hero of the revolution

Another "muh opressive admins". Never produced a single good article. Banned a few times and (thankfully) has no articles left on the wikia.

User:Fox2013
Grade A Autist.

User:Gobba42
IRA manchild. Probably produced the best idea on the wiki; Gue'vessa Obliterators.

User:The_Warpsmith
Just fuck my shit up

User:ZiXIS
He's a little orphan in the snow, with no place to call his home, and he's singing.

User:Skylar22
Degenerate.

User:Anonymous ONI agent
Coming from Halo Fanon (this is where the warning signs begin) ONI could not stand the idea of a fanon wiki were the articles were connected. This was largely due to the "constant stream of mediocre Space Marine chapters" (which is all that ONI and his autist cabal actually wrote about). Thus he started the Imperium of Blood, an exclusive club (with accompanying red banners, special tag, entry fee and soundtrack of mediocre metal). Eventually driven off and onto his own Wikia, which is almost entirely Space Marine Chapters.

User:SirDabbles
"With all due respect, Immortal? Some people are trying to break the status quo of endless Fanon chapters and trying to do something different. Too late to change your vote - we're going through this project whether we have your approval to do so or not."

- The Autism is so thick you could bottle it and spread it on toast

Another Imperium of Blood/Halo Fanon member. Top tier autist who didn't see the irony in the Imperium of Blood.

User:Vivaporius
"If I cannot commit homosexual genocide in reality, I will commit it in my writings!"

- Viva actually does/did this

Mary Sue/Autismo lord. Friend of Total's so you already know where this is going.

User:OrangeTharsis
Creator of pretentious meme concepts.