User blog comment:Supahbadmarine/You need to see this!/@comment-4051689-20111215170928/@comment-25033299-20111220193958

(sigh) I'm going to mirror everything you just said but in a more epic and less space-consuming manner. Note that this is from your perspective.

The sky is blue, so therefore it is blue. That is logic.

My computer lags so I am incapable of pressing the shift key(I don't really understand that one)

I have to shove my pencil into my keyboard to press enter (obvious lie, I'll let you figure out how I noticed that)

I really wanted a piece of pie so rather than asking for a piece of pie I tried to subtly plant the idea in my dad's brain, much like Inception.

Once again I will note that I don't feel like shoving a pencil into my keyboard.

Here I will utilize a P.S. which is unnecessary, but that won't stop me. Then I will say that library computers lag so I am still incapable of pressing the shift key.

See how much clearer this is when you cut out all the unnecessary junk??