User:NecrusIV

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Administrative Duties

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(those that I was bothered to write down)  Phase Warhammer 40k Fanon Wiki main page into more efficient and cleanly coded format Re-code property and construction templates from scratch with cleaner and more efficient code Finnish up wiki skin Implement tabletop friendly template. Implement "expansion upon existing canon" template. Give the expansion upon existing canon template multiple parameters for multiple links Implement semi-compulsory "canon hardness test" for articles. Make chat look nice and snazzy</li> Get the fanon real estate/advertisement space back on the 40k Canon Wiki's main page (Credit to User:Totalimmortal XD who at the time was known as User:WhiteSeraph.)</li> Make quality issue template more versatile by adding countdown mechanism and non-critial issue mechanism</li> Assimilate stub template functionally with Quality Issue template</li> Make stub template more versatile by adding countdown mechanism and just-within-limit mechanism</li> Clean up Free Use template code</li> Add Conditions of use parameter to Free Use template</li> Add reason and countdown mechanism to Non-canon friendly template</li> Implement Mary Sue template</li> Implement Mary Sue Template (Non-gag version)</li> Clean up Old Work template</li> Clean up Old Canon template</li> Add an automatic timestamp and "the last editor was" notice to the Community Project template</li> Add Linkbox</li> </ul> <ul> Increase anti-vandalism schemes</li> Increase privatisation of public services</li> </ul> <ul> Make template index that is actually useful</li> <li>Reconstitute and polish up How-to pages</li> <li>Articles that fail the/a future polished version of the quality hardness test will be marked with a Quality Issue template</li> <li>Further the development of the Wikia Instrumentality Project</li> </ul>
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Other Stuff
Favourite articles <ul> <li>Douchard Bagge - can't get enough of him. 10/10</li> <li>Stonehides - I couldn't praise the quality of his art enough. Also the article itself is a nice little nugget. Strong 9/10</li> <li>Regal Fists- 8/10</li> <li>White Tigers - 8/10</li> <li>Cutler Kar - 8/10</li> <li>Void Sirens - Some solid b&s sm painter shopping and recolouring. 7/10</li> <li>Prophetic Forgiven - A refreshing and unique Space Marine Chapter. Strong 9/10</li> </ul>

Least favourite articles

 * Red Crusaders - dull, dull, dull. 3/10
 * Stromme Draeugueare - too long and too generic, with anything good spread thin and made even duller by just how big the article is. Also I have no idea what a "Draugar" is, seriously someone tell me never heard the word in my life. 4/10

Articles I hate

 * Lazarus Stygian poor fanon, appeals to the lowest common denominator. Not even funny if it was a joke. As if 40k ia a joke. God people are so immature. hmmph 0/10

My articles
category:NecrusIV

Rumours, Conspiracies and pseudo-untruths
"Reason: I suggest starting of cleaning this shit up is a good way to start"

- Remos. Quality management. I don't blame him.

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 * User:Dark Seer- Some say he built this entire wiki from the ground up with his bare hands from nothing but the barren soil and clay of the internet wasteland. Others that he did it in a classroom with a bunch of friends, retaining the same mentality unto the present date. A few idolise him as a god, for reasons long lost.
 * User:Blade bane - Some say his morals are too pure for this sinning world. Others say that this is only due to red being the colour of sin and realism.
 * User:Supahbadmarine - Rumour has it that he would be monty had he not long been attached to puppet strings. Others state this is silly because he's clearly done a lot of good for the wiki, whatever that means.
 * User:Lither - Some say he's a reincarnation of Stalin. Others that he's actually Satan, having assumed human form.
 * User:Khalael - The eagle's head; rumour has it that he's the true power behind the wiki. Other rumours say that he does it with an illuminati, a pentacle of five, leaving sigils throughout this wiki that inflict a corrupting, daemonic influence upon all other users. The rest of us know better than to take a wiki so fucking seriously.
 * User:Tardir - Some say he has a real affinity for his family. Many are unsure what to make of this, instead being pre-occupied with finding out how he managed to obtain immortality by means of eternal childish idiocy, or even how he managed to reach the physicist's dreamed island of stability through achieving emo-not-emoism. A few go around saying he claims he can impregnate women just by looking at them. According to accurate polling, at least one person has given up smoking because of him.
 * User:Totalimmortal - Rumours go around stating that he was once a mad leader who had his claws deep within the wiki, having infected many with his own cult of personality to the point where overthrowing his terrible rule required the toppling of dozens of towers rather than breaking the gates of a single fortress. Meanwhile dozens of ancient stone tablets claim adamantly that he was a fair and good leader that just had a tough time with users who personally hated him as a person rather than as a wiki leader. Others mostly state he was just a poor decision maker who liked the idea of feeling useful.
 * User:Solomus-BlackWing - Rumours go around saying that underneath his friendly exoskeleton lies a heart blacker than a shaggoth's armpit. Many rumours say he's synonymous with darkness, pointing out that all depictions of his material form have been only blackened, distorted, spine-chilling images. Some say he's a magnificent poser. Others say he still secretly watches cutesy wish fulfilment anime.
 * User:Legionaire22 - Many say he unsuccessfully attempted CHIM, resulting in zero sum from all the wikiverse.
 * User:RemosPendragon- Some say he's not a man, but a machine. This certainly proves a lot: relentless work ethic, mass-management of information, slightly awkward English skills that are only barely noticeable. Others know this is a fact, having sworn to have seen his ability to assume a female from through means only Androids know.
 * User:DirgeOfCerberus111- Some say he's not a man, but a lump of glue. Others say this glue was the inevitable result of being foolish enough to battle the medusa-like gaze of the Illuminati daemon kraken hydra. Whatever the case, he hasn't been seen in centuries, though his gluey reside is still occasionally swept up by Wiki janitors to this very day.
 * User:LegionXIII - Some say he couldn't handle a millilitre of grease, let alone the whole bucket necessary for the whole crawl. Others have no idea what this means, and wonder why friendly Bolshy hasn't been around to say " o/ "
 * User:Vernichtung- Some say she's a devout follower of Cegorach, or even Slaanesh. Others say that he's been trained in ruse centuries before even assuming a human form.
 * User:Dog of War - Some tales say he's recently ascended to daemonhood. Some say he has never had the chaotic heart to achieve such. Others say he's still a nice guy who just wants to fit in and make decent content.
 * User:SpaceTalon - Tales say that thousands shiver in his ayran presence. Others are still attempting to untangle the mind-numbing logical black holes he scatters around the dark halls of the wiki.
 * User:AmyTheStray - Few dare to speak of her. Of those who do, they swear of bearing witness to visions of writing styles ascending to the sixth dimension, something that mortals have long known to be incapable of perceiving.
 * User:$17 - Some say he's the gatekeeper to labyrinth-like library of horrid images where all dignity goes to die, stating that few have ever ventured into its watery depths and lived to tell the tale.
 * User:Papa zoulou - Some say the French are never to be trusted. Everyone else wonders why they point to the Israeli flag when they say this. He also believes in the myth where the Hijab is believed to be a symbol of women's oppression.
 * User:OvaltinePatrol - some say he's the true leader of the New Wiki Order, through people who say this are typically marginalised and ridiculed as being Jewish conspirators.
 * User:Imposter101 - Rumour has it that he browses that terrible, filthy place darker than the inner lining of Satan's rectal passage known as 4chan. Many are surprised that this is supposed to be shocking. Other rumours state that he's attempted countless times to achieve psychic resonance with some kind of Freemason Cult, but nobody really knows what that is, and instead suggest that his failures are due to the fact this cult doesn't exist.
 * User:OrkMarine - Some say he's an adult in a boy's shoes, having been lucky enough to achieve enlightenment at such a young age, yet unlucky enough to bear knowing witness to the horrors other kids his age commit. Some say he actually attends parties with reall grils. Others laugh and say he can't even survive a petty bee sting, let alone understanding the myriad ways of women.
 * User:Anonymous ONI agent - Some say that his atomic structure achieved nuclear fission, splitting apart so quickly and intensely until he became a giant cloud of helium and hydrogen that rose up beyond the atmosphere and into space, being lost forever. There are rumours going around about a 40k Fanon Wiki clone he's responsible for, genetically identical even down to the code of a large number of templates.
 * User:Abyssal Horror - Some look at him and question if Communazism is really a thing. Others laugh at how he thinks he can be taken seriously.
 * User:Plaguenumber3 - Many confuse him with SpaceTalon or Abyssal Horror, bewildered before realising that yes there are more than one or two Nazis on this wiki. Some say he claims to be a pureblood capitalist and American nationalist, though anyone familiar with history would still be unable to tell the difference outside of the usual costumes and catchphrases.
 * User:BrowncoatMando - Some people say he's a HeroMachine beta tester, or that he gets paid by them to use their product.
 * User:Admiral Aspergers - Few people really know what he's like, though some say being around him evokes that same old feeling you get when a guy you kind of like hanging out with brings one of his other friends to your party.
 * User:Kyran Kandosa2 - an alias of Horatio, using his ORLOCK Crypto-net to stop the ploys of the TIME SLIMERS.
 * User:FluffCat - like an actual cat, it prefers to keep to itself, never truly acknowledging other users that frequent the same space as it without so much as a distant, condescending gaze.
 * User:CaptainCain - "If you want to talk about suns never setting on Empires...the Brits had nothing compared to this" - US defence analyst John Pike
 * User:T42 - Batman. The fascist kind.
 * User:StormWarriors2 - Has Science Gone Too Far?: SHOCKING Research On The Way Your Penis Affects The Games You Play!
 * User:BlueEyeLeft - A petit little flower with a few pages out of the Doggy book on her belt. The ones who know her well claim she's beacon of kindness in an otherwise corrupt and bitterly cynical wiki. Others say she's the sock puppet of an evil, corrupt future initiative by a satanic cult bent on controlling the wiki. Others laugh when they see this DeviantArt-tier wet dream of fiction written by users who think it's "possible to control people on the internet".
 * User:Sawtooth77 - Always good to have plenty of wallflowers to decorate the room.
 * User:MisterTwoScoops - Cakelight inventor and food connoisseur
 * User:AlittleRayofGrimdark - Always good to have plenty of wallflowers to decorate the room.
 * User:TheFortunePsker - ToM gook of mine and several others. Doesn't understand the different between being inspired by others' humour and copying it.
 * User:Asqwerty3345 - seriously if it weren't for the avatars it'd be impossible to tell all these guys apart.
 * User:Trewsq Seems Pleasant enough.
 * User:AeonMarine142 - Probably a troll account.13124995_1672424023033802_905915047725207152_n.png
 * User:AtanianWinter - Okay so apparently consistent quality is a thing now. Have I missed something? Is this a statistical fluke in a sea of mediocrity and poor writing?
 * User:Deadcommand - But Japan is so cool (o///o) sugoi desu~
 * User:Darthluna22314 - a class 6 Auschwitz teir for sure
 * User:OrangeTharsis - can't really think of any joke to say here without irking the possibility of hurting his feelings. Good thing none of the stuff here is actually a joke: Has a deck full of victim cards on his belt and a sleeve covered in Marvel-themed patches.
 * User:Algrim Whitefang - follows the rules pretty damn well; for better or for worse. Probably because he's ex military; for better or for worse. A member of the canon wiki's ruling class; for better or for worse. Votes for his own articles in FA votes. For worse.
 * user:Kingslayer1 - Kid's got some real talent.
 * user:ND999 - Solid cunt. Fellow world builder, artist and Lendanto devotee.
 * User:Raider XX - really likes the German side of WWII and thinks nazis look cool. Passionately argues in YouTube comment sections. Uses the word autism to insult people like all the super cool kids do, in the venerable 4chan tradition of cool.
 * User:ShadowDominator33 - exit's that way kid. This wiki already has too many edgelords.

Interests
I'm so asburdly right wing that my orientation to the right cannot be represented in a chart of finite length. You liked /mu/? yeah? Just remember that they thought John Cena was a good meme. Now do you feel dirty?.
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Neck's Top 21 Albums:
 * 1) Discovery by Daft Punk (2001)
 * 2) Geogaddi by Boards of Canada (2002)
 * 3) Untrue by Burial (2007)
 * 4) Druqks by Aphex Twin (2001)
 * 5) Madvillainy by Madvillain (2004)
 * 6) Plastic Beach by Gorillaz (2010)
 * 7) Evil Empire by Rage Against The Machine (1996)
 * 8) Californication by Red Hot Chili Peppers (1999)
 * 9) The Money Store by Death Grips (2012)
 * 10) Cosmogramma by Flying Lotus (2010)
 * 11) Rage Against The Machine by Rage Against The Machine (1992)
 * 12) Stadium Arcadium by Red Hot Chili Peppers (2006)
 * 13) SBTRKT by SBTRKT (2011)
 * 14) The Battle Of Los Angeles by Rage Against The Machine (1999)
 * 15) Richard D James Album by Aphex Twin (1996)
 * 16) ...I Care Because You Do by Aphex Twin (1995)
 * 17) Immersion by Pendulum (2010)
 * 18) Nordland by Binärpilot (2010)
 * 19) Music Has The Right To Children by Boards of Canada (1998)
 * 20) OK Computer by Radiohead (1997)
 * 21) Demon Days by Gorillaz (2005)

This list is mostly judged by a critical eye looking trough nostalgia goggles. Even if To Pimp A Butterfly really is the shit, it's not something i've been listening to for years and years, and therefore isn't on the list.

Recent fav's A passion I have distilled with the help of fellow linguist friends on this wiki. I like to study the grammar, phonology and alphabets of many languages. I have one (technically two versions of one) fully functional language, and several roughly close to completion (building wordstocks and making tables of all the important morphemes can be tedious).
 * R.E.M. - Monster
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I use these languages in a few projects that some friends and I work on. One language from one such project in particular is a fusional language which a complex vowel morphology that frequently shifts the vowels of words to change meaning. Better yet, it's also written in an ajbad, which is really kek. I appreciate all kinds of genuine art. I sometimes produce it, though the state of modern art tends to destroy any enthusiasm I have for participating in it.
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I actually appreciate Vaporwave when it's not produced as a le funny maymay. That's probably not a good sign, either for the state of modern art in general, or for my own taste. Or both.

the fuckers here think they've got a cool new logo Gai'kal Sept hunter cadre
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 * XV8-05 Commander, squad support/elite unit killer
 * Plasma rifle
 * Fusion blaster
 * Vectored Retro-thrusters (fleet and hit & run)
 * Networked Markerlight (Markerlights also benefit own squad. Very useful for this team, since it will at times carry out tasks alone)
 * 1 shield drone, 1 marker drone
 * Signature System: Neuroweb System Jammer: gives any nominated squad within 12" Gets Hot rule for shooting attacks (Signature system highly prone to change from battle to battle)
 * 2x fire warrior teams (unpainted.)
 * 12 pulse rifles, squad A.
 * 10 pulse carbines, squad B
 * 2 Shas'ui
 * Bonding knife ritual
 * Photon and EMP grenades (defensive and haywire grenades. The first is a good last resort against charging enemies. The second is a good last resort against nearby vehicles)
 * markerlights (Important for supporting battlesuits)
 * drone controllers (Amps up drone's ballistic skills - important for markerlights)
 * 2 marker drones
 * 2 shield drones (or maybe just 1-2 more marker drones, because fuck fairness. For instance, spending 2 marker counters gains ignore cover, which could potentially be useful)
 * 3x XV8 Crisis battlesuits, squad support
 * 3 flamers
 * 3 plasma rifles
 * 2x Counterfire Defence Systems
 * 1 Drone controller (important for markerlight drones)
 * 3 marker drones
 * 2 shield drones
 * 1 missile drone
 * Bonding knife ritual
 * 1x XV88 Broadside Battlesuit with Heavy Rail Rifle and Twin-linked Plasma Rifles (testing with deep striking Terminators shows them to be absolutely critical to the suit's already small chance of close-range survival). Shield drone, gun drone, velocity tracker/positional relay/whatever (depends on circumstance). Essential for all the tough nuts on the field (specifically aircraft if there is any).

Possible Additions That Can Only Sustainably Happen If I Win The Lottery High Potentials
 * Devilfish Transport. For pulse carbine fire warriors. Will be effective in amping up their mobility, especially since the carbine, whilst at a pretty neat Assault 2 with pinning (that's 20 shots, which could mean up to 20 pinning tests), only shoots up to 18 inches.
 * Maybe an additional Devilfish for the pathfinders?
 * + 2x broadsides
 * All-purpose pathfinders with armed to the teeth with markerlights (long-distance broadside support/firewarrior backup support). Also grav-wave projector drones and pulse accelerator drones will just add to the carnage the pinning pulse carbines will already inflict. 3 ion rifles (good skirmishing weapons against armoured opponents with its rapid fire 30" st7 ap4 with additional st8 blast option with Gets Hot! risk applied. Tests show fire warrior/battlesuit markerlight meat grinder gets into serious trouble if facing 3-4+ squads of spess mereens)
 * 2x Battlesuit Honour Guards (meat shields thanks to their automatic passing of Look Out, Sir attempts. Seriously, that's the only reason I want them outside of any meh fire support they provide with or without 1-up bonus from the commander's networked markerlight. Their ballistic skill and wound count is too low for them to really be effective elite unit killers like the commander. As meat shields, the commander becomes a tank, which will be crucial when facing stuff like heavy 4 rending assault cannons or instant death-inflicting lascannons which have a good chance of killing him in one shooting phase.)

Medium to low Potentials
 * Hammerhead. Heavy artillery that'll do the most damage to priority targets as soon as possible. 72" St10 Ap1 railgun makes everyone happy. Also has st6 ap4 large blast option if needed, and successful markerlights can negate any scatter. Will be useful to paint up the ion cannon as well and switch it with the railgun if facing horde armies (as its blast option is greatly superior to railgun submunition.)
 * Riptide. Apparently (according to Miniwargaming) they're best used at drawing fire, whilst packing enough punch to make sure even experienced players will still want to shoot them down somewhere along the way. Good thing they have Feel No Pain and jetpacks.

Oresh'uan Sept auxiliary cadre (It's really old, but can be cannon fodder until my Gai'kal Army gains some strength) A given, since I have fanon articles on this wiki. I have some ability to write stories, but my greatest preference is articles and descriptive, essay-type things I enjoy flim, however rarely take part in experiencing it. My favourite movies are probably American Psycho, The Usual Suspects, Fight Club, anything by Quentin Tarantino, and a couple of Kubrick films, specifically Space Odyssey. Oh and Interstellar was pretty cool too. I read quite a bit. Most of it is political or historical content.
 * Ethereal
 * Eh. Gives preferred enemy after he dies, and elemental powers look kinda useful. Maybe. Trying to get him killed as fast as possible just to get it isn't really good sportsmanship though.
 * 1x fire warrior team
 * 12 pulse rifles
 * Shas'ui
 * Bonding knife ritual
 * Markerlight
 * Drone controller
 * Gun drones. (Useless)
 * Dedicated transport
 * 2x Crisis battlesuits (lame equipment and drones)
 * Rocket pod
 * Fusion blaster
 * 2x plasma rifles
 * Shield generators
 * 4x Gun Drones
 * Piranha skimmer
 * Utterly useless burst cannon
 * Seeker missile
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Currently reading: Will be getting into: Ahahahah I have this listed as "interests".
 * Reynolds, Henry: "The Other Side of the Frontier", 1981
 * Cliff, Tony, "State Capitalism in Russia", 1947
 * Austrian School economics : ^ )
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I'm into the whole student thing. "Student thing" you ask? Well student thing as in I'm probably a closeted dole bludger who does a lot of marijuana.

I do art commissions for money. I would do 40k commissions if GW weren't a bunch of, uh, lovely people who really truly care about copyright.

I work for a real estate agency, distributing advertising material by means of letter dropping. Human languages and computer languages really go hand in hand. Whilst my skills are very basic, I have an alright understanding of HTML and CSS. I'm currently learning Javascript, including jQuery. I game fairly frequently, but I don't play very many. I tend to find innumerable swathes of video games and large chunks of the gaming community itself to just be toxic and intolerable. Of course, this is due to the logical conclusion of the free market and how it commodifies everything.
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I'm also fairly bad at them.

Some of my favourite game include Civilisation V, Europa Universalis IV, Dawn of War, Age of Empires II, Yume Nikki, Fallout: New Vegas, Papers Please, Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, and Half-life & Half-life 2.

Let's play in the sand