User:Imposter101

"Imagine this place was Disney Land and W40K wikia was Treblinka Death Camp"

- Imposter

I've been "playing" 40k for around eight years now, and have been on this wikia for around five.

The Hobby
I don't play 40k. 40k is distinctly mediocre game with a real lack of balance. I do play Dark Heresy and Black Crusade, the Fantasy Flight Games RPGs. I also play Flames of War, a WW2 15mmm game, where I play the real life bad guys; late war Waffen-SS, Red Guards, PAVN and ANZAC.

About
"Lets be honest Sam (Imposter101), if it was the thirties or forties, we'd of joined the SA, then the SS, then the Stasi."

- Khalael

"fuck off you gypsie cunt"

- OrkMarine

"You seem like a nice guy, so please, do yourself a favor and head back to the canon wiki. I know, you probably think this fanon wika is a special place, and it probably was at some point, but now it's just a cesspit where the jaded look down upon the lesser users and laugh as they do fuck all."

- Brenden Fraser

By
"Lets be honest, only admins and chat mods can really make decisions of worth on the wikia. Anyone below that really isn't capable (mentally or physically) of doing such a thing"

- Imposter

"the fact the first drawing I might finish is a semi-naked woman and not some over the top CSM makes me feel less autistic in soem ways and more autistic in others don't quote me on that"

- Steam chats are one hell of a drug

Other
"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence."

- CS. Lewis

"I'm not a priest. I've never even been a particularly good man. I have, in fact, been a profoundly selfish man, but that doesn't matter, you see. Something in the universe loves me. Something in the universe loves the entity that is me. I will choose to call this something "God": a singular spark that dwells in the soul of every living being. If you look inside yourself, you will find this spark too. You will. But you have to look...DEEP. Love your faults. Embrace them. If God embraces them, then how can they be faults? Love yourself. You have to love yourself. If we don't love ourselves, how can we love others? And when we know what we are, then we can find the truth out about others, see what they are, the truth about them. And you know what the truth is? The truth about them? About you, about me? Do you? The truth is, we are all perfect, just as we are. God only loves that which is perfect, and he loves you, he loves you because you are perfect. You are perfect, just as you are."

- Gaius "Mother Frakking Shit" Batler

"Just fuck my shit up"

- Brendan Fraser

"Baneposting can never die. Just when you think it starts to die out, God Himself kills 150 people to make sure the meme stays alive forever. Baneposting is the first meme to physically kill someone."

- A big guy

"The main theme of the novels is the dilemmas that an idealistic hyperpower faces in dealing with civilisations that do not share its ideals, and whose behaviour it sometimes finds repulsive..."

- An extract from "Of Admins and Newfreinds'

"Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilized."

- Adolf Hitler.

"I mean, I could do that on my own cat's litterbox. But having it used day in and day out by multiple cats...would be strangely satisfying"

- Patrick Batem-Cal

"So you think you can talk shit about reddit all day? That your racism, sexism, homophobia and intolerance will be accepted? We redditors don't tolerant intolerance - and my katana isn't just for show. Well done, you got a reaction from the bad boys of reddit. That's what you wanted, right? Now we've decided we're taking over. You've sensed it already, haven't you? The memes becoming better and better the responses more hilarious - that's us, pushing you out. When you say something intolerant about minorities or women and get called out like the bigots you are - that's us, taking your board. You have no idea to the extent of fear which you should be feeling now you have drawn reddit on you. Your zombie Jew fairytale can't protect you now. This board is ours and all discussion will be as intelligent as on reddit. You think I'm giving you an empty threat? Believe that. But the 'internet hate machine' already seems a lot more tolerant and forgiving then it's reputation. The 'hackers on steroids' have been outsmarted by the kind and souls of reddit. You have lost your board. Track my IP if you want to 'hackers' but I am smart enough to use the school library computer - and I'm even in incognito mode for added security. Sent with true euphoria, An enlightened redditor. PS - Bane belongs to us"

"Its more S-21 to me"

- Dog of War on the subject of Warhammer 40k canon wikia.

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME TO PAY THE ALIMONY

I AIN'T THE DARKEST GUY IN MY BED

I WAS LOOKING IN DESPAIR WITH MY FINGERS IN MY HAIR

AT MY WIFE AND HER BUCK FROM MY KEK SHED

WELL

THE BILLS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING

STATEMENTS OVERDRAWN, CANNOT BE FORGIVEN

DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO GO INSANE

FUCKED MY SHIT UP NOW I'M IN EXTREME PAIN

TOO MUCH TO PAY

TOO MUCH IN DEBT

SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH FLEEING TO CUBA

YOU'LL FOREVER KNOW IF YOU GET HITCHED

YOU'LL ALWAYS KNOW 'CAUSE SHE'S A BITCH

HEY NOW YOU'RE A HAS-BEEN

SHE BROKE YOU AND BETRAYED

HEY NOW YOU'RE ALL WASHED UP

IN YOUR MISERY YOU'LL WADE

IF ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD

GIVE IT TO MY WIFE

TO BE SOOOLLDDDD

Things I've written
Orion Strasse Pirate Chief Surgeon.

Drow Thel Pirate Khornate Eldar.

Cain Pirate Daemon Prince.

Brethren of Spite Pirate Chaos Space Marines.

S'eeyahh Inquisitor of the Ordo Malleus.

User:OrkMarine
"Aboriginals should be a faction in Civ 5. They should have one technology, a stick, and one building, a reservation."

- OrkMarine

JUST

User:NecrusIV
"He has got an unpleasantly cold, crafty, dead face, and whenever I look at him I can imagine his sending off people to their doom without ever turning a hair."

- Alan Brooke

The Photoshop man.

User:Khalael
"I think Rudolf Hoss had some good ideas."

- Cal

Mighty nordic master of mental serpent psychosis language. Has surfed the astral plane, engaged in heated mind battles with Zionist Goblin servants from the seventh dimensions and has tamed Evolas tiger as well as seeing past the lies of Right and Left. Is said to have spent five years plotting to push past a Police Officer.

User:Solomus-BlackWing
There's spaghetti everywhere.

User:Dog of War
Good writer. Great editor. Works with no questions asked. May or may not be the editor equivalent of a Chinese slave girl.

User:SpaceTalon
"We must secure the future for our White Children"

- -SpaceTalon 18/88. Browses IronMarch and Stormfront so he knows his memes. Wants to earn his red laces.

User:Abyssal Horror
"I'm not a Fascist, I just happen to have all these ideals which happen to be Fascist ideals."

- Abyssal Horror 18/88. As someone from Eastern Europe, Abyssal understands Hitler was "mostly" if not "totally right".

User:Plaguenumber3
"Lasting until victory! Lasting over the victory, for the future and the power of the nation"

- Plaguenumber3 Duce della Wikia. Can sing Horst Vessel Lied and understands that McCarthy was totally justified.

User:Slug gunner fan
"I WANT GHOST TO BE MY TORTURER"

- Slug

"You have been banned for 6 hours due to leaving the wiki for a long period of time without announcing your reason for this. Wake up and give excuses next time, we run a tight ship here."

- Slug

"Fine then, don't like it. At least, unlike any of you, I actually proposed something the community could work together on."

- Slug, on a Power Rangers parody blog

Slug was a Neo-Fascist newfriend and candidate for the T4 program. Well known for making baffling statements on and off chat. Predicted to be a future sex offender. Also went after the wikia trap.

User:Thegreatbeing
"I have the final solution"

- The Great Being reveals his answer to the Loyalist nine question

A legendary newfriend, TGB was the creator of gems such as the Loyalist Nine and various articles which could be summed up as "Mysterious Noble Bright Stranger" and "Unique Inquisitor/Human with a destiny complex".

User:Bladiumdragon
"Whine whine. That's all I'm seeing. I'm not taking the wiki down. I'm taking the rules down, because they suck."

- Blade, hero of the revolution

Another "muh opressive admins". Never produced a single good article. Banned a few times and (thankfully) has no articles left on the wikia.

User:Fox2013
Grade A Newfriend.

User:Gobba42
IRA manchild. Probably produced the best idea on the wiki; Gue'vessa Obliterators.

User:The_Warpsmith
Just fuck my shit up

User:ZiXIS
He's a little orphan in the snow, with no place to call his home, and he's singing.

User:Skylar22
Degenerate.

User:Anonymous ONI agent
Coming from Halo Fanon (this is where the warning signs begin) ONI could not stand the idea of a fanon wiki were the articles were connected. This was largely due to the "constant stream of mediocre Space Marine chapters" (which is all that ONI and his newfriend cabal actually wrote about). Thus he started the Imperium of Blood, an exclusive club (with accompanying red banners, special tag, entry fee and soundtrack of mediocre metal). Eventually driven off and onto his own Wikia, which is almost entirely Space Marine Chapters.

User:SirDabbles
"With all due respect, Immortal? Some people are trying to break the status quo of endless Fanon chapters and trying to do something different. Too late to change your vote - we're going through this project whether we have your approval to do so or not."

- The newfriedism is so thick you could bottle it and spread it on toast

Another Imperium of Blood/Halo Fanon member. Top tier newfriend who didn't see the irony in the Imperium of Blood.

User:Vivaporius
"If I cannot commit homosexual genocide in reality, I will commit it in my writings!"

- Viva actually does/did this

Friend of Total's so you already know where this is going.

User:OrangeTharsis
Creator of pretentious meme concepts.

User:T42
"namely some stuff I'm going to blatently steal from FFG"

- T42 Carrie Fisher on the set of Star Wars Episode V.

User:Algrim Whitefang
"Hey Snow Shadow, message received. And for your information, the shoulder pad and Astartes pic that i made are tagged under my name, because I'm the ORIGINAL ARTISTS who made those pics. Your pic that YOU made is tagged under your name. So I'm not sure what your beef is, in regards to this. If you don't want anyone to proofread your work, that's your choice. But it is riddled with spelling errors. And fyi, the next time you leave a message on my page, you need to sign your name at the bottom so I know who sent the message. That's the SECOND time you've done that. If you don't want any more favors...no problem. That's the last time I'll do anything for you."

- JUST

Seems to forget that the position of Admin isn't carried over wikias.

User:ND999
I wish I could still feel emotions.

User:Darthluna22314
"Is he done trying to start stuff with Russia And done making the middle east become like Vietnam for usThe CIA needs to just put someone who is Pro US in charge there that won't go "you said you'd help but you didn't so I'll just attack those two big buildings in new york" That is al-Qaida in a nut shell."

- Luna forgets basic history and displays the quality of the American Education system.

JUST