User:Totalimmortal XD

Various Wiki Members
I'll have notes on most active members added to this list eventually. If you're not on here now, just add your name and I'll write something.


 * Supahbadmarine: Supah inspired to me join the wiki in the first place, and still gives great advice on articles. He's an admin just like me :D


 * Cal XD: Cal is pretty much like a Scottish me, but forgets stuff a lot, drinks too much, and is Scottish . And he makes jewelry and stuff. I'm pretty sure he sucks at skating. SO YEAHHH. He's an admin just like me :D


 * Tardir:  Slowly earning his way back.


 * Vivaporius: Viva is a cool bro that I used to chat with with fairly often. His black supremacy can be a bit much (like how he has the Black Panthers space marine chapter), but I like it most of the time. RIP


 * DirgeOfCerberus111: Dirge and I created the Defiance Alternate Timeline after creating two blogs with a total of about 400 comments. In chat I call him "Poor Innocent Dirge" because he didn't catch the immature innuendo that Cal and I used to slip in to conversations. He's an admin just like me :D


 * NecrusIV: Necrus is a dude who draws and stuff. And he got me into Sexual Lobster. TO THE WALRUS PITS... He's an admin now.


 * SniperGhost: Sniper is pretty cool. We chat sometimes, though not as much lately. He plays LoL, which is chill. RIP.


 * Han: Han is chill. He accepts chat for what it is, and we've played LoL together a few times (fack you Teemo). His real username is Solomus-BlackWing, but I kept calling him Captain Solo, so obviously he had to be Han. Which reminds me: he shot first. Han's preeee good at LoL, he's tried to 2v1 me with Tardir on his team. Keyword: tried. He's an admin just like me <3


 * Skylar22: I'm not sure what to write about Skylar other than he likes terrible nasty thinsg. And Dirge. He REALLY likes Dirge. I banned this dude after he posted something nasty in chat. He came back after a year, but then he left us. RIP


 * ChaosLordRadec: His link almost made me s**t my pants. It's funny watching him set the link trap, and then seeing the reactions of his victims. Never forget: July 7, 2012.


 * Thissecretninja: My friend IRL. I dunno if he's ever going to make actual edits here, but he's always good to have around in chat. Radec's link made Ninja piss himself. For real. Edit: He's never going to make actual edits here.


 * Lither: He's an admin just like me ;D


 * Ultyrul: WARPSTERRR... RIP
 * Tower Knight: This is a person. I'm sure this is a pretty cool person probably.
 * Sahron: Apparently Sahron knows who I am. That's cool.

Contact Me
I'm on chat a lot, so that's the easiest way to get ahold of me. If I'm not, leaving a message on my talk page will get my attention within a few hours. If you REALLY need to tell me something, here are a few things to try.
 * Razer Comms: This is a free communications program that I'm almost always logged into. My user name on it is Blaqken. You can download it here.
 * League of Legends: I leave League running a lot, and I'm usually chatting with someone on it. Ask and maybe I'll add you :3
 * Facebook: Ask me and maybe I'll add you.
 * Skype: Ask.

Advice

 * -| On Bans=

Apparently I have a bad rep for banning people now. In all honesty, that's quite unfair. It isn't difficult to dodge my banhammer. Here's how you can further decrease your chances of getting a ban: Follow these common-sense points, and you can live without fear of being banned.
 * Read the rules. If you actually follow all of the rules and chat rules to the letter, I can guarantee a 99.99% chance that you won't get banned.
 * Don't be an idiot. This should go without saying. If you're constantly acting like you have chromosomes to spare, you will lose respect rapidly, which increases the threat of being banned.
 * Don't argue with admins. You can share your perspective on matters in a scholarly fashion, but if you try to change an admin's already-decided mind about something through the medium of debate, you'll get banned eventually.
 * Listen to Total. If you listen to me, you greatly reduce your chances of being banned, and you'll probably get a girlfriend in the process.


 * -| On Articles=

Having been on this wiki for a few years now, I have a few tips for making not-shit articles.


 * Be creatively original. If your article is cliche or predictable, it won't be good. It just won't.
 * Outline! You may be thinking, "But Total, you have said before that you hate writing outlines and would rather die in hell." That is true, I have said that. I would have you notice how the overwhelming majority of my articles are incomplete, and fairly inconsistant throughout. If I had taken the time to write even a basic outline at the beginning of each, it would be an entirely different matter. It doesn't even have to be anything fancy. A short list of key events in chronological order, and maybe some notes to go with it, is all you need.
 * Push limits. If you're afraid of writing something that might possibly be considered a bit NCF by some, it probably won't be anything special. In my opinion, the greatest works on the wiki test the boundaries of canon friendliness. Worst case scenario, you'll have to tweak your story a bit to fix NCF issues. Best case scenario, eternal glory.

This is something that has always seemed pretty simple to me, but I feel like a lot of people don't get what it means for an idea to be "canon-friendly". Let's break this down.
 * -| On Canon Friendliness=

Canon / noun / a general law, rule, principle, or criterion by which something is judged.

In the case of 40k, this means the current state of the lore as established by the latest relevant releases from Games Workshop and Black Library.

Friendly / adjective / showing kindly interest and goodwill; not hostile.

So, what is "canon-friendliness" and what are its limits? Canon-friendliness is essentially compliance with the spirit of the canon, meaning that everything should feel like it fits in with established material. Nothing should feel forced or out-of-place. For instance, you could say that a planet was inhabited solely by ponies until they were all eaten by tyranids. Does this directly contradict anything written in the canon? Probably not. Is it canon-friendly? Nope. Ponies have no place in 40k, nor should they. Adding them in ruins the feel of the setting, therefore making it NCF.

Some of you may be thinking, "But Total, NCF means its directly contradicting the canon, it doesn't have anything to do with this 'spirit of the canon' mumbojumbo!" That is untrue. Notice how it is called "non-canon friendly" instead of "non-canon compliant". The "friendly" half of the phrase is more imporant than I think most users, including some admins, give it credit for.

"ladies, you will lose every fucking argument you try to have with us. you will get obliterated. if you're gonna ask us to do the dishes, we're gonna say no and we're gonna win, and you're gonna do the dishes. we're not gonna do them. we're going to log in for our raid and fucking rape. you can suck a dick. and then you're gonna think 'oh but we have the power of sex!' no you dont. no you dont. you do NOT have the power of sex, because, you understand, that if you tell us, if you come to us and say 'if you dont do the dishes, you're not having sex tonight', understand that you just contradicted yourself. you just let us win, because that gives us the ability to get our faptops, get in bed with you, and browse the internet, find a free brazzers account, watch porn, and masturbate in front of you to a girl that is prettier than you are. you fucked up."
 * -| On Relationships=

Quotes
Some of these are good



By=

By
"Rule #1 to a successful life: Never trust a magician"

- Totalimmortal

"So I was laughing my ass off for like 5 minutes, then it turned out I was watching the news. I felt so bad."

- Totalimmortal

"The internet is friendly, just keep it on a leash, and make it your b***h.""

- Totalimmortal's wisdom on the internet

"Rule #2 to a successful life: Don't be an idiot"

- Totalimmortal

"Come one, come all to the Circus of Loopholes! Watch as we exploit every grey area, take advantage of every technicality, and even manipulate the vague!"

- Totalimmortal

"I'm not lazy, I'm just selective as to what I put effort into."

- Totalimmortal

"I think the subject is commas"

- Totalimmortal after reading a poorly written article

"I'm not gay, but if he asked, I would blow him."

- Total, 2014

"Fuck you, she had boobs."

- Total, 2014



About=

About
Feel free to add any here

"HIs ideas are heresy of the best kind! I just wish he would stop coming upo with big community porjects. I always end up being sucked in."

- Supahbadmarine 08:16, November 24, 2011 (UTC)

"Rusty Spoon?"

- A Shadow Before the Dawn My Talk 21:14, November 24, 2011 (UTC)

"The guy is a legend! And a total Bro!"

- A Shadow Before the Dawn My Talk 04:24, November 27, 2011 (UTC)

"He's one sick puppy"

- Cal XD

"And man, is it large."

- Imposter101

"Ive been montering the whole snaffu and seems to me that its just a case of Total having his head up his ass as usual"

- T42 shortly before his subsequent ban



Favorites=

Favorites
"Ray, when someone asks you if you are a god, you say YES!"

- Winston Zeddemore

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You kill my father. Prepare to die."

- Inigo Montoya

"It's not poison. It has juice in it."

- Wheeler from Role Models

"Evening is a synonym for Night, ding dong"

- Han

"In a coat of gold or a coat of red / a lion still has claws / And mine are long and sharp, my lord / as long and sharp as yours."

- From "The Rains of Castamere"

Various Quiz Results
I enjoy taking personality quizzes on occasion, and I put the results here.

Avatar Yourself= "You don’t do shallow – if you like something, you love it, from your music to your sense of style. You’re a real sensitive soul. You aren’t afraid to ask the big questions, and that means you know yourself better than most. It also gives you a unique view of the world. Your attention can be hard won, but once it’s given you can be fiercely loyal. You bare your soul to the people you trust, and wear your heart on your sleeve.

''You’re a natural leader. You know what you want and how to get it. You’re happy to take charge of a situation and help everyone get the best out of it. When you talk, people listen to what you say. It’s a great position to be in. Just don’t forget to take the time to hear what other people who might not have your confidence have to say once in a while – there’s always room to learn and inspiration can come from the most unexpected places. ''

''Whether you want to change the world or just find your place in it, follow your heart and do what you love. If music is what you really enjoy, think about how far you can take it. It’s all about the balance between hard work and fun. And you know hard work isn’t scary if it’s for something you really believe in."''

Hmmm.... Close enough.

Avenger=

Can't say I'm surprised.

Star Wars=

"You are...

LANDO CALRISSIAN

Tall, dark, and handsome.

Not much seems to bother you.

Maybe because you're so smooth.

You truly belong with us here in the clouds."

I'm flattered.

Nintendo=

"You are :

Link

''A warrior type with nothing to fear. You know exactly what you have to do and can't wait to get stuck in."''

Makes sense, I wasn't going to be f*cking Kirby or Mario now was I?

Anime=

Maybe Cal can explain this to me ._.

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Spirit Animal= ''You are a Wolverine!

Powers: Fighting ability—strength, speed, and toughness

Nobody messes with Wolverines. You're fearless, assertive (okay, aggressive), and tenacious. You might be a Marine, or a middle linebacker. You're the best at whatever you choose to do, because you give yourself no alternative.''

I'm not sure how I feel about that, but k.

X-Men= ''You are Gambit! You are a fierce fighter and a good friend to have. Your preference for solitude and your attractiveness make you very intriguing to those you meet. Unfortunately, close relationships are few and far between for you because you often have trouble opening up to others''

I don't even know where that came from, but Gambit is cool so whatever.

Pillow(?)= The Jack of All Trades: aka, the lightbulb

''Congratulations! You don't seem to be a pillow at all; you fit all or none of the qualifications, and are therefore the lightbulb. You are bright, but maybe you don't care about the normal things in life as much as others do. You can be bland and yet still fill a room with light and joy, or you can be colorful and bring happiness during celebrations. Your indifference towards normal life might leave you feeling confused sometimes, because you don't really fit in anywhere, but just allow your interchangeable personalities to take charge, and you'll find your other ligtbulbs. Abnormal is becoming the new normal, and it'll be your time to shine soon.''

That's not even a pillow. This quiz is awful. 2/10.

Cool Music

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 * AFI
 * Type O Negative
 * The Misfits (Danzig and Graves eras only)
 * Black Flag
 * Tiger Army
 * Blaqk Audio (kinda counts under AFI, but w/e)
 * Danzig/Samhain
 * Alice in Chains
 * Soundgarden
 * 80s Metallica
 * Dinosaur Jr.
 * Faith No More
 * Marvin Gaye
 * Jane's Addiction
 * Incubus
 * The Offspring
 * Nine Inch Nails
 * Son of Sam
 * Bad Religion
 * Suicidal Tendencies
 * Weezer
 * David Bowie
 * Pixies
 * Audioslave
 * Streetlight Manifesto
 * Simon and Garfunkel
 * Black Sabbath
 * Jimi Hendrix
 * Slash
 * Led Zeppelin
 * Rush
 * Dire Straits
 * Lead Belly
 * Nirvana
 * The Smiths (and Morrissey in general)
 * Bob Marley
 * Cute is What We Aim For
 * Sublime
 * Stone Temple Pilots
 * This list got really long really fast
 * The Lonely Island
 * Tenacious D
 * Bo Burnham
 * Arcade Fire
 * Primus
 * MitiS

Achievements

 * Created the first AT (hardly counts), then the first official AT (along with Dirge)
 * Became an admin after only *glances at join date and date of promotion* 6 months, at least 3 of which were largely inactive.
 * Enabled the well-recieved (and quite popular) chat function.
 * Made most of the current chat emotes available, and made at least three specifically for the wiki.
 * Coined many phrases that are used in chat, such as "he Dirged...", "he egriD...", and Han's name.
 * Was the first to write my profile page like a character page, although I've scrapped most of it due to clutter.
 * Found the dubstep song from LoL Season 2 finals.
 * Has a kickass lightsaber sig