User blog comment:Slug gunner fan/Post apocalypse vehicle/@comment-1734134-20130627121358

Okay, first off, the best vehicle and (most realistic) would have to be some form of flying sheep. Also the sheep's eyes are actualy mounted laser weapons, which have double the penetrating damage of the weaponry of an American Abrhams tank. The sheep also mounts a transportation area, carrying Solid Snake, Master Chief, Mario and Samus. They will enter through the roof of the Pentagon by rappling down, while Thunder Birds 3 and 4 enter super sayian mode, before assaulting Martian command through a mix of gurrelia warfare and war of attrition.