User:Kadjah Thoris/Quotes

Adeptus Mechanicus
"They say blood is thicker than water but lubricating oils are thicker than either."

- Olvir Nyree

Administratum
"I don't believe I have a form for that."

- Unidentified Administratum Drone

Commissariat
"Don't think of it as being surrounded, think of it as a target rich environment."

- Commissar Janos Krow

"You're insane, Krow!"

- Commodore Imogen Sarness

"Commissar Cain would do something brilliant and heroic and save us all. Unfortunately he's not here."

- Commissar Nepos Macillan

"Soldiers! The Emperor's enemies are before you - and I am behind you. Charge!"

- Commissar Moriah Blacquart

Daemons
"Excuse me,it is my turn to monologue, you will get yours when I finish. Now where was I?"

- Xeraz the Exquisite hates being interrupted.

"The thing about a Daemon is they've always got to make a speech before they kill you. This of course gives you plenty of time to get them first."

- St. Athaliah the Flame on Daemon fighting

Dark Eldar
"Perverted Alien scum with seriously bad fashion sense."

- Saint Athaliah the Flame

Hrud
"Yuck. Just yuck."

- St. Athaliah the Flame expressing her opinion of the Hrud

Imperial Guard
"Fraking Hell. What the Warp are they doing?" "You know what they say, Cap, no plan survives contact with the enemy." "Yeah, but they don't usually get massacred like this!" --Captain Sarina Massey and First Sergeant Leopold Osowicz "General my men's 'mounts' are eight hundred pound carnivores. If they don't get fed now the enemy will be picking over our chewed bones!"

- Major Sean Sharpe, 13th Molossians

"So, what would the great Commissar Cain do in this situation?" "With respect, Colonel, Cain would never have gotten into this mess in the first place!" --Charles Edward Oman and Commissar Nepos Macillan "Oh, and Colonel, tell your ladies to leave some for the rest of us okay?"

- Oman to Stoengerd

What Emperor forsaken river is this?" "Map says it's the Volturno." "Every Fraking river on this Frotting planet is the Volturno!" Privates Rico Sandrelli and Gabby Drucker. "Anybody know how to say 'Go Frot yourself' in Tau?"

- Charles Edward Oman,54th Amerikon

"'Victory or Death' Who talks like that?"

- Charles Edward Oman, 54th Amerikon "Listen carefully: I - do - not - want - a - Psyker!"    "I understand your concerns, Colonel -"     "No you don't, You really don't." --Charles Edward Oman to Sanctioned Psyker Raynie Claud

Necrons
"Their cannon fodder never speak and their overlords never shut up"

- St. Athaliah the Flame, on Necrons

"So those are Necrons. I don't like them."

- Unidentified Lost Son Marine

PDF
"Beggars can't be choosy. We'll accept any support you can give us gratefully."

- Flame Falcons Captain Markus Kronus to the Council of Six

"These men are heroes. Treat them as such."

- Wolf's-Head Captain to Compito Control before shuttling down the survivors of the Herculeia PDF

Psykers
"Do you ever wonder what it would be like to be somebody else? I do. All the time."

- Ilia Cobol

Sisters of Battle
"Please, Mother, the chapel is on fire - and it's not my fault!"

- Novice Didyma Klere

"The Emperor's forgiveness must earned."

- Sister Palatine Temperance Book

"Faith is an armor stronger than adamantium"

- St. Fidelia of the Wounded Heart "Hope is the Light of the Emperor, despair the darkness of damnation. Shun the one and embrace the other."

- St. Esperantia of the Wounded Heart "The Holy Virtues are three; Faith, Hope and Love. And the greatest of these is Love. Without it our deeds are as nothing."

- St. Caritas of the Wounded Heart

"I know he's a genetic superman and one of the Emperor's chosen ones - but he is also my kid brother and that means I am in charge here!"

- Lady Prioress Gilthoniel Prees of the Daughters of the Moons

"We are the Emperor's dutiful daughters, His most devoted handmaidens. Everything we do is for Him and His Glory."

- Lady Prioress Venecia "Does that include all the deceptions and the murders?"

- St. Athaliah the Flame "Of course."

- Lady Prioress Venicia

"Tell me there's something here we can kill!""

- Sister Superior Erinye of the Chalcedony Spear

"First we dig 'em, then we die in them."

- Battle Sister Valeris Jaquesson of the Pilar of Bone

"Like our name Saint our sisters are ever ready to die for the Emperor - but also like him we insist on accomplishing something by doing so!"

- Sister Superior Mayvis Chirosius of the order of Chirosius Martyr

Space Marines
"I just love a Space Marine that thinks. Just keep a close eye on any valuables you want to keep."

- St. Athaliah the Flame, on Blaze Ravens

"And we are all going to wear our helmets, aren't we boys?"

- St. Athaliah the Flame disapproving of the no-helmet custom

"They're good boys at heart, but they've got problems."

- St. Athaliah Kane the Flame, on Blood Angels

"I like the way that boy thinks!"

- St. Athaliah the Flame, on Chapter Master Dante

"They have this little problem with self restraint."

- St. Athaliah the Flame indulging in understatement in regards to the Flesh Tearers

"Could we have a little optimism here, Please?"

- St. Athaliah the Flame being sorely tried with the Heralds of Coming Doom

"Who the Frak decided 'Marines Malevolent' was a good name for a Chapter?"

- St. Athaliah the Flame

"Space Marines in dull colored armor that blends into the background - what an unexpectedly brilliant idea."

- St. Athaliah Kane the Flame

"Don't be judgmental, dear."

- St. Athaliah the Flame to Marneus Calgar

"Back off you big grey bugger!"

- St. Athaliah Kane the Flame, to Kaldor Draigo

"A Chapter with a sense of humor, how unexpectedly refreshing."

- St. Athalia the Flame