User:Tardir

About me
Behold! I am the Nerdy-Emoish-Goth Guy with the Pencil, Paintbrush and Computer! Well, i am a Norwegian guy that likes W40K(Obviously) and stuff(Like worshipping Tzeentch). I am not into Warhammer Fantasy, though. I have got a single WHF set but i intended to use it as a Chaos unit(Due to that they are skeletons). Other stuff i am into are Drawing, Bionicles, Gormiti, Writing, Editing music and South Park. I am not that good with manners just so that is clear. Yes, i am 13, and if anyone even tries to make fun of it they shall feel my wrath!

My Titles:
Heres the titles that i have obtained throughout life:
 * Insane(Lost most of my sanity around age of 10-11, so i can call myself insane, or at least partly insane.)
 * Emoish-Goth(I try to be)
 * Nerd
 * Metalhead(I do love metal music, because it's awesome XD)
 * Writer(I like to write songs and stories, and i am currently working on a fanon(Unless Black Library likes it and releases it, and all that stuff) story about the Second Primarch, nothing of it published, though.)
 * Drawing Artist(I love to draw, but i suck at W40K pics)
 * Founder of the Metal Fatigue Wikia(Well, i did make that wikia)
 * Smarty(I consider myself smart, but i am not sure if 135 IQ points is smart)
 * Brutal Person(Yes, when i get adrenaline because of anger it can end up with me throwing a person around and threatening with my favoured weapon, an axe.)
 * Very Random person(I always say random s**t)
 * Founder of the Tardir Fantasy Wikia(Yes, a wikia dedicated to my works. You can make your own Tardirverse stuff, but do not contradict my canon! I like my canon, and i don't like that people contradict it!)

My fav things in the W40K Universe:
Fav Loyalist Chapter: Blood Ravens, Dark Angels

Fav Traitor Chapter: Iron Warriors

Fav Primarch: Alpharius or Omegon, the loyal one of them

Fav Xeno Species(Canon): Tau, used to be Orks

Fav Xeno Species(Fanon, Not Mine): Derkallen

Fav Xeno Species(Fanon, Mine): Hedoth

Fav Tau Sept: T'au

Fav Eldar Craftworld: Biel-Tan

Fav Fanon Loyalist Chapter(Wich is not mine): Northern Fangs

Fav Fanon Loyalist Chapter(That is mine): Red Crusaders

Fav Fanon Traitor Chapter(Wich is not mine): Blood Reapers

Fav Fanon Traitor Chapter(That is mine): Golden Ravens(Even though they aren't really Traitors)

Fav Fanon Character(Wich is not mine): Ezekiel Cornatus

Fav Fanon Character(That is mine): Tarkor Evangelus

EPIC list of EPIC quotes:
"Profit? For Neuropa none, for Jonus Angelus, more than you could ever know."

- Vice Commander Jonus Angelus to his Overseer.

"I wonder, is Santa a pedophile?"

- Me, after listening to Santa Claus Is Coming To Town

"THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

- Gerard Butler in 300

"Bhattol Bruthurs! Sphess Mehreens! Wer teh Emprah's furreh!"

- Captain Boreale, Dawn of Awesome

"TO INSANITY AND BEYOND!"

- HeiroftheChronicler

"Damn you, Gravitah!"

- Me after a fall.

"Must not come here and play Sergeant with me! That's a fucking bad idea! I beat you to death and to the Apothecary! You'll appear in the records as Deceased!"

- Me, singing.

"Ooh, Chaos Cookies! Mmm! Delicious!"

- Me, making fun of the Ruinous Powers of Chaos.

My Armies:

 * Space Marines: Red Crusaders: Working on it, currently only a Dreadnought finished
 * Orks: Tarbag's Boyz: Nothing finished yet, but working on it
 * Chaos: Blood Slayers: Planning wich units i need, but will consist of CU and Khornate units.

Bands/Artists i like:
Disturbed, Nightwish, System of a Down, X Ray Dog, Breaking Benjamin, Hans Zimmer, Jeremy Soule, John Williams, Vreid, Windir, Beinkjør, Sum 41, Blink 182, Armor For Sleep, Bullet for my Valentine, Static X, The Prodigy, Dimmu Borgir, Korpiklaani, Linkin Park, All That Remains, Skillet, Ex Deo, Spineshank, Rammstein, Slipknot, Three Days Grace, Demon Hunter, Flyleaf, Evanescence, Anberlin, Dope, Papa Roach, E.S Posthomus, Immediate Music, VTZ, Rhapsody, Marilyn Manson, Adema, Crystal Method, In Flames, Keep of Kalessin, Filter, Lunatica, Hammerfall, Black Veil Brides, Crush 40, Julien-K, Eluveite, Danny Dodge

Things i like to include in my articles:

 * References to Mythologies(Mostly Norse, due to my Country of Orgin)
 * Basing names on Norwegian words.
 * Making my articles(Mostly Space Marine Chapters) as different as possible to other articles, but i might base my articles on another article.

Trivia:

 * I am basically the biggest W40K nerd in all of Indre Sogn.
 * I can't drink milk without getting a stomach ache.
 * I question my own mental condition, but only my classmates see that i am kind of mentally unstable.
 * I first got into W40K when i stumbled upon a White Dwarf magazine in October 08.
 * I got my first W40K set for my birthday in 09.
 * I have major honesty problems. I am just way too honest.

Space Marine Chapters

 * Red Crusaders
 * The Reptiles
 * Golden Ravens
 * Knights of Wrath
 * Techno Legion
 * Dark Fists
 * White Brethren
 * Black Arms

Chaos Space Marine Chapters

 * Blood Slayers

Imperial Guard Regiments

 * 101st Valcyrie

Dark Eldar Kabals

 * Kabal of the Lurking Roses

Tau Septs

 * Na'Him

Eldar Aspects

 * Burning Wings

Necron Tombworlds

 * Braxis XVI

Species

 * Korpiklaani
 * Hedoth

Characters

 * Tarkor Evangelus
 * Odin Naust
 * Uath Binarr
 * Njord Oraanir
 * Chaos God Namagh of Darkness and Nightmares
 * Akkrog "Bomma" Gutclaw
 * Desulos Kiranus

Places

 * Varin
 * Braxis XVI

Humor Articles

 * The Gods' Everyday
 * Roofion

Space Marine Chapters

 * Black Ravens
 * Alphamarines
 * Thetamarines
 * Saurians
 * Zeta Knights
 * Avengers
 * Black Saints(I think there already is a Chaos Warband called the Black Saints, but who cares)
 * Imperial Spartans

Other Imperial Groups

 * Red Crusaders Specialist Team 4

Chaos Warbands

 * Tainted Loyalists

Tau Septs

 * Korpu'nash

Eldar Craftworlds

 * Unnamed Craftworld

Tyranid Hive Fleets

 * Draugen

Necron Tombworlds

 * Nutaron VI

Ork Clans

 * Clan Skullsmashas
 * Clan Forestaz

Characters

 * Unnamed Ex-Blood Angel

Places

 * Northag

Gallery


Video:Hilf Mir - Rammstein Lyrics and English Translation

Video:Asche zu Asche - Rammstein Lyrics and Translation

Video:Metal Fatigue: Neuropa ending.

Video:Reise, Reise - Rammstein Lyrics and English Translation