User:Lither

"Wounds heal, but scars? Scars never leave. Physical scars fade, in time. All in time. But the scars of the mind never go. They might be forgotten, overlooked. But they stay forever. You mightn't see them anymore, or feel them, but they're there alright. They're there... and they... will... never... go."

- Lither once in Real Life (please note, it was while writing)

Welcome to my realm. In this place, you will find no comfort, no solace, no hope. Only the screams of the tortures will be beside you, and pain your only friend. This is the city of nightmares, where the buildings are painted in blood, and ghoulish shadows haunt the alleys, slaughtering those who miss them...

But that's just on our business card. Welcome to Commorragh, and may your complexion stay youthful from the souls you devour.

Please, ignore the red lighting. Just because it's red doesn't mean it's particularly ominous. I mean, the only "evil" beings which use red as a primary colour are the World Eaters, Bloodletters, Bloodthirsters, Flesh Hounds, Warp Beasts, certain Wych Cults, some Kabals, soldiers who paint themselves in the blood of their fallen opponents... well, I'm just going to stop.

So, you pay me a visit do you? What a wonderfull surprise! You want to know more about me, do you? Well, pull up a chair made of preserved limbs and listen to me on how I describe myself and my rise to power under the guise of a Dark Eldar Blank!

However, please remember that while the ever-present red lighting makes water look like blood, that puddle in front of my desk isn't water. Nor is that trail leading away towards the door. Nor what that unmoving Eldar is lying in. Nor what's in the glasses... what? What are you looking at me like that for? A guy's gotta drink, doesn't he?

Anyway, some things about me...

Once upon a time, a guy named Lither was asked to build a bridge. You can view the results of that fiasco here:. He was also asked to build a water-displacing device. The end result was not as the government first thought.

About me
"Doing what I tell you to do is generally inimical to your health and wellbeing."

- Lither in real life. He's proven it to be true, too.

I have a sense of humour. This is for those of you who haven't guessed yet.

If you want to use my real name, call me Rhys, or my nickname, Teddy (reasons too convulted to go into). Thats about as much information about where I am in real life as I am going to give away.

is me in real life. I use the web a great deal. For those who may/may not want to know why, here is it anyway; I screwed up enough of my life to prefer the online one.

I am a Dark Eldar player, and the Kabal of Shadows (my Kabal) can be found in short elsewhere I have only ever lost two battles with them. What fun. I also have started playing Inquisitor.

If you look closely at my works, you will find that there are three "tales" which all of them are somehow related. If you can't, I probably have not got around to putting the relation in at that point in time.

I am at my best writing tragedies, although that is a relative term, those who read what I write...

If I promise anything, I will no doubt attempt to fufill that promise no matter what. I created this;, a Warhammer Fantasy Fanon Wiki. It is in its early stages at the moment, so I will be doing a lot of editing. I still will exist on this site, as I still have plenty to do.

I dislike leetspeek, or whatever the hell it is called. I swear, if I see one more "Th1s (Person, group or place) is teh roxxors and teh win", I swear, I will track your IP address down, visit your house, and beat you "teh" death with a dictionary. :P. I really do have no idea what it means. If you want to sound immature and ridiculously childish, go ahead, but not in a way that nobody can read.

I don't mind smilies, but often I don't understand what they mean. If you really wish to test me, go on, type that statement onto my Talk Page.

I usually am about as descriptive as a kitchen table.

I am an Australian Catholic whose ambition is to be a priest. Don't think I'm going to try and convert you all, though I can understand why. The Catholic Church is a church of missionaries and martyrs. I'd prefer to be the latter, as a matter of fact, but that's neither here nor there. If you have a question about my religion, please send any question, no matter how dificult, to [hj9323@gmail.com]. Spam me if, you want, but I never read that crap. Multiple advantages/ problems to being a priest:

1. Almost every day is a religious day... that you have to sermonize on.

2. People tell you all their secrets.

3. Not allowed to get drunk during Mass, even when consuming large amounts of strong wine (that's one good thing about altar helpers).

4. You can be Pope

5. As Pope, you have the authority to say whatever about religion.

6. Live 15 years longer than the average person.

All my friends from real life use this wiki. That's right, all one of them. Downsides of being a Xenophobe.

Never enuff dakka. . comes close, but still not enuff.

Physical appearences matter little to me.

Something Amusing
I recently discovered "Lither" is an anagram of "Hitler". Please do not take this into mind when conversing with me.

Perils of Septum
Septum basic profile:

Planet Name: Septum

Planet Function: Research World

Affiliation: Imperium of Man

Planet Terrain: Desert

Terrain: Sand dunes

Gravity: High

Atmosphere: Toxic

Length of Day: 22 Terran Hours

Length of Year: 285 local days

Temperature: Hot (37 degrees Celcius average yearly temperature)

Population: 14000 approx.

Septum was an unimportant planet for many years after the Heresy. During that time, many wars raged across its surface, until radiation bombs wiped out all living beings upon the planet. The planet was since reduced to a desert wasteland. After nine-thousand-odd years, the radiation had abated towards a somewhat habitable level. A few years after colonisation, a group of Techpriests discovered a production facility containing a mass-graveyard of super-heavy tanks, titans, and other such debris uncovered by the constantly shifting sands. Technology believed lost, or not even known about was discovered there. The vehicles were in servicable order. Shortly afterwards, the Techpriests dissapeared. The search was on to find the location of the lost vehicles, it becoming clear that they were not alone in their search.

The planet is covered in sand dunes that are filled with mutants. Only Imperial and Chaos forces can know about them. The local PDF regiment is a regiment with a long history of wars with the mutants covering the suface.

Factions
Any army that has a good reason to be there.

A Banisher Banished
The Loyal Chapter of the Banishers has had their darkest secret revealed; the trials of more Daemon possession and Exorcism than any other Chapter, even the Exorcists have tried. The Inquisition did not understand that the resulting marines were almost incorrupible, and Illuminati in their own right. They rushed into swift action against the Chapter, declaring it Excommunicate Tratoris. The resulting war with the Grey Knights resulted in their Chapter Planet being "purged", every living human slain, every proud city toppled. In such times of peril, it has only hardened the faith of those handfull who survived.

This is a four-part series detailing the lives of one. Do you accept the challenge of becoming one, sacrificing your humanity, and much of what remains as a tie to your mortality?

You may create and play as any member of the Banishers chapter, but you cannot use one member only ranks (ie. no four Captains of the First Company). This Chapter specialises in Daemonhunting, so keep that in mind.

Part one, the Grey Knights have invaded the planet. You can take charge of squads, and companies, depending on your rank. This is more of a stand against impossible odds rather than a possible victory. Every Marine knows it, and their duty is to try and evacuate everyone they can.
 * Planetfall

The last shipment of gene-seeds of the Banishers is being taken to tha Mechanicum. The surviving Banishers are sent to recover them. The Inquisition has anticipated this move and is attempting to destroy the gene-seeds. The Adeptus Mecanicus disagrees with the attack on one of its vessels and is attempting to ensure the shipment reaches Mars.
 * Rebuilding the Honour and Chapter (name subject to change)

My Articles

 * Algernon Gosselin
 * Current leader of the Outsiders. First and Last member


 * Alpha Corsairs
 * My badly written Space Marine Chapter


 * Bernhard Vergilius
 * Noble who has a personal grudge against Algy.


 * Betrayed Lords
 * My badly written Chaos Space Marine Warband now under the power of Savark


 * Blood Boyz
 * Ork clan.


 * Decimus Spurius
 * Chapter Master of the Banishers.


 * Embyron
 * Planet. Not a good tourist destination.


 * Heroic Bloodshed
 * The story of how Bernhard Vergilius died. Lots of deeper messages than you would see at surface value.


 * Jonas Celain
 * Deceased Daemon Prince.


 * Julius Celain
 * Deceased Captain.


 * Kabal of Shadows
 * Kh'err'akh'an's personal Kabal. Stolen off his father.


 * Kh'err'akh'an
 * My best article. An Archon. Also the article I'm expected to use in most RPs.


 * Kher'dru'dhan
 * Kh'err'akh'an's Father.


 * '''Mal'caor Sept
 * "Spider Sept". Captured Kher'dru'dhan, and still remembers him...


 * Order of the Darkest Night
 * My faction for Forum:Industries of War


 * Outsiders
 * A Chaos Cult originally modelled on Vampires.


 * Rugar Lazarus
 * Psychotic Guardsman currently serving as Tango Squadron's medic.


 * Smiley Joe
 * My homage to the Joker. Psychotic pyromaniac Guardsman who managed to get in Alistair's bad books and survive. Note I didn't say "unharmed".


 * Vea
 * Chaos God of Vengeance. Do not betray him. Ever.


 * Vock Celain
 * Chapter Master of the Betrayed Lords.


 * War with Oresh'uan Sept - Dark Eldar
 * Kh'err'akh'an's first defeat. Turns up and helps them later.


 * Warfiend Crushgore
 * Greater Daemon of Khorne.

My joint-written articles

 * Forum:Death before Dishonor
 * Technically a Forum, still, a place where I can put Kh'err'akh'an on the side of the Loyalists. Hilarity likely to ensue.


 * Joint written with NecrusIV, Sniper Ghost, and Patriot398


 * Star Lords
 * Space Marine Chapter turned traitor bent on preserving the Emprah's light. Joint written with Sniper Ghost.


 * Sub-articles
 * Lord Commanders
 * Nova Grade Power Armour
 * Rynous Parax
 * Star Empire


 * Daine
 * Planet where the action happens.

My Future Articles

 * Junius Fabianus
 * Monodominant Inquisitor Lord. From my Inquisitor games. Any more to say, really?


 * Josephus Sargon
 * Commissar. Full name is Josephus Trajan Boris Vortigern Temujin Sargon. Killed by Warfiend in a phyyric victory. 5 points to anyone who can correctly pronounce his name.


 * Bob
 * Acolyte to Junius. Handy with a Power Sword. Became an Inquisitor in his own right in the end.


 * Celio Davide
 * Another from my Inquisitor game. Simpering noble who ended up with both a Power Sword and a Thousand Son Aspiring Sorcerer's head. Considering the Thousand Son's head was hit three times by his Power Sword, I'm not sure what condition it is in.


 * Athra'xian
 * Necron Lord


 * A Tale of Terrible Triumph
 * Kh'err'akh'an teams up with Savark to hit a Fortress World.


 * Bringer of Ruin
 * Junius assembles (most) of his old retinue together to make a last-ditch effort at taking down Algernon.

A final word
So, you have braved my realm of terror and Grammar Naziness? You still have your sanity? No new health problems? No case of post-traumatic stress disorder? Well, looks like I'll have to tell the Haemonculi to work harder.

Other areas you can find me
I have a reasonable online presence.

Heresy Online - I'm a senior member over there with the same username.

Youtube - but I haven't been active for a while. I'll post the link when I find it.

Steam - Username's TrueLither, cause some other guy got that name first. Talk to me about it, and I'll pretend Steam doesn't exist. Yes, I hate it that much.

Wikipedia - different username, inactive.