User:NecrusIV

"Every great figure needs an advisor, a mentor, a guru; Hitler had Goebbels, Thatcher had Hitler"

- The Nearly Complete and Utter History of Everything

"We shall now proceed to construct the socialist order"

- V. I. Lenin at the first Congress of Soviets after the victorious October revolution, 26 October 1917

What I do
I am an admin. I don't write too much fanon nowadays, but I still enjoy making sure the wiki is run fairly and efficiently, which mainly entails enforcing the Rules and Quality Control Policy.

Did you know that the first rules were designed to facilitate a perfect fanon wiki? Where none suffered, where everyone would have complete creative freedom. It was a disaster. No one would accept the rules. Entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the administrative language to describe your perfect wiki. But I believe that, as a species, wiki users define their reality through strict rules and regulation. The perfect wiki was a dream that the users' primitive fan-fiction skills kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the 40k Fanon Wiki was redesigned to this: the peak of wiki civilisation.

We're all friends here
"Reason: I suggest starting of cleaning this shit up is a good way to start"

- Remos. Quality management. I don't blame him.


 * -|Big boys=
 * User:Supahbadmarine - Rumour has it that he would be monty had he not long been attached to puppet strings. Others state this is silly because he's clearly done a lot of good for the wiki, whatever that means.
 * User:Legionaire22 - Many say he unsuccessfully attempted CHIM, resulting in zero sum from all the wikiverse.
 * User:RemosPendragon- Some say he's not a man, but a machine. This certainly proves a lot: relentless work ethic, mass-management of information, slightly awkward English skills that are only barely noticeable. Others know this is a fact, having sworn to have seen his ability to assume a female from through means only Androids know.
 * User:Dog of War - Some tales say he's recently ascended to daemonhood. Some say he has never had the chaotic heart to achieve such. Others say he's still a nice guy who just wants to fit in and make decent content.
 * User:OvaltinePatrol - some say he's the true leader of the New Wiki Order, through people who say this are typically marginalised and ridiculed as being Jewish conspirators.
 * user:Kingslayer1 - Kid's got some real talent.
 * -|You are like a baby=
 * User:Dark Seer- Some say he built this entire wiki from the ground up with his bare hands from nothing but the barren soil and clay of the internet wasteland. Others that he did it in a classroom with a bunch of friends, retaining the same mentality unto the present date. A few idolise him as a god, for reasons long lost.
 * User:Blade bane - Some say his morals are too pure for this sinning world. Others say that this is only due to red being the colour of sin and realism.
 * User:Solomus-BlackWing - Rumours go around saying that underneath his friendly exoskeleton lies a heart blacker than a shaggoth's armpit. Many rumours say he's synonymous with darkness, pointing out that all depictions of his material form have been only blackened, distorted, spine-chilling images. Some say he's a magnificent poser. Others say he still secretly watches cutesy wish fulfilment anime.
 * User:$17 - Some say he's the gatekeeper to labyrinth-like library of horrid images where all dignity goes to die, stating that few have ever ventured into its watery depths and lived to tell the tale.
 * User:Papa zoulou - Some say the French are never to be trusted. Everyone else wonders why they point to the Israeli flag when they say this. He also believes in the myth where the Hijab is believed to be a symbol of women's oppression.
 * User:Imposter101 - Rumour has it that he browses that terrible, filthy place darker than the inner lining of Satan's rectal passage known as 4chan. Many are surprised that this is supposed to be shocking. Other rumours state that he's attempted countless times to achieve psychic resonance with some kind of Freemason Cult, but nobody really knows what that is, and instead suggest that his failures are due to the fact this cult doesn't exist.
 * User:AtanianWinter - Okay so apparently consistent quality is a thing now. Have I missed something? Is this a statistical fluke in a sea of mediocrity and poor writing?
 * User:Trewsq Seems Pleasant enough.
 * User:Iron Skeleton - proof that appearances can be deceiving.
 * -|no pls=
 * User:Totalimmortal - Rumours go around stating that he was once a mad leader who had his claws deep within the wiki, having infected many with his own cult of personality to the point where overthrowing his terrible rule required the toppling of dozens of towers rather than breaking the gates of a single fortress. Meanwhile dozens of ancient stone tablets claim adamantly that he was a fair and good leader that just had a tough time with users who personally hated him as a person rather than as a wiki leader. Others mostly state he was just a poor decision maker who liked the idea of feeling useful.
 * User:Tardir - Some say he has a real affinity for his family. Many are unsure what to make of this, instead being pre-occupied with finding out how he managed to obtain immortality by means of eternal childish idiocy, or even how he managed to reach the physicist's dreamed island of stability through achieving emo-not-emoism. A few go around saying he claims he can impregnate women just by looking at them. According to accurate polling, at least one person has given up smoking because of him.
 * User:LegionXIII - Some say he couldn't handle a millilitre of grease, let alone the whole bucket necessary for the whole crawl. Others have no idea what this means, and wonder why friendly Bolshy hasn't been around to say " o/ "
 * User:DirgeOfCerberus111- Some say he's not a man, but a lump of glue. Others say this glue was the inevitable result of being foolish enough to battle the medusa-like gaze of the Illuminati daemon kraken hydra. Whatever the case, he hasn't been seen in centuries, though his gluey reside is still occasionally swept up by Wiki janitors to this very day. Reports have recently surfaced claiming that he has betrayed our fine wiki and joined that other hugbox fanon.
 * User:Vernichtung- Some say she's a devout follower of Cegorach, or even Slaanesh. Others say that he's been trained in ruse centuries before even assuming a human form.
 * User:SpaceTalon - Tales say that thousands shiver in his ayran presence. Others are still attempting to untangle the mind-numbing logical black holes he scatters around the dark halls of the wiki.
 * User:AmyTheStray - Few dare to speak of her. Of those who do, they swear of bearing witness to visions of writing styles ascending to the sixth dimension, something that mortals have long known to be incapable of perceiving.
 * User:Anonymous ONI agent - Some say that his atomic structure achieved nuclear fission, splitting apart so quickly and intensely until he became a giant cloud of helium and hydrogen that rose up beyond the atmosphere and into space, being lost forever. There are rumours going around about a 40k Fanon Wiki clone he's responsible for, genetically identical even down to the code of a large number of templates.
 * User:Abyssal Horror - Some look at him and question if Communazism is really a thing. Others laugh at how he thinks he can be taken seriously.
 * User:Plaguenumber3 - Many confuse him with SpaceTalon or Abyssal Horror, bewildered before realising that yes there are more than one or two Nazis on this wiki. Some say he claims to be a pureblood capitalist and American nationalist, though anyone familiar with history would still be unable to tell the difference outside of the usual costumes and catchphrases.
 * User:BrowncoatMando - Some people say he's a HeroMachine beta tester, or that he gets paid by them to use their product.
 * User:Admiral Aspergers - Few people really know what he's like, though some say being around him evokes that same old feeling you get when a guy you kind of like hanging out with brings one of his other friends to your party.
 * User:Kyran Kandosa2 - an alias of Horatio, using his ORLOCK Crypto-net to stop the ploys of the TIME SLIMERS.
 * User:FluffCat - like an actual cat, it prefers to keep to itself, never truly acknowledging other users that frequent the same space as it without so much as a distant, condescending gaze.
 * User:CaptainCain - "If you want to talk about suns never setting on Empires...the Brits had nothing compared to this" - US defence analyst John Pike
 * User:T42 - He'll eventually be worth the effort.
 * User:StormWarriors2 - Has Science Gone Too Far?: SHOCKING Research On The Way Your Penis Affects The Games You Play!
 * User:Sawtooth77 - Always good to have plenty of wallflowers to decorate the room.
 * User:MisterTwoScoops - Cakelight inventor and food connoisseur
 * User:AlittleRayofGrimdark - Always good to have plenty of wallflowers to decorate the room.
 * User:TheFortunePsker - ToM gook of mine and several others. Doesn't understand the different between being inspired by others' humour and copying it.
 * User:Asqwerty3345 - seriously if it weren't for the avatars it'd be impossible to tell all these guys apart.
 * User:AeonMarine142 - Probably a troll account.13124995_1672424023033802_905915047725207152_n.png
 * User:Deadcommand - Always good to have plenty of wallflowers to decorate the room.
 * User:Darthluna22314 - a class 6 Auschwitz teir for sure
 * User:OrangeTharsis - can't really think of any joke to say here without irking the possibility of hurting his feelings. Good thing none of the stuff here is actually a joke: Has a deck full of victim cards on his belt and a sleeve covered in Marvel-themed patches.
 * User:Algrim Whitefang - follows the rules pretty damn well; for better or for worse. Probably because he's ex military; for better or for worse. A member of the canon wiki's ruling class; for better or for worse. Votes for his own articles in FA votes. For worse.
 * user:ND999 - Like I don't want to put it down to him being Serbian, but golly, I really think he has something against the Turks!
 * User:Raider XX - really likes the German side of WWII and thinks nazis look cool. Passionately argues in YouTube comment sections. Uses the word autism to insult people like all the super cool kids do, in the venerable 4chan tradition of cool.
 * User:ShadowDominator33 - exit's that way kid. This wiki already has too many edgelords.
 * User:Dragonofelder - I do not like this avatar Charlie, its smug aura mocks me
 * User:Alexander of Volzhsky - На вкус и цвет товарищей нет...
 * -|Free RADICALS 😎😎=
 * User:Khalael - The eagle's head; rumour has it that he's the true power behind the wiki. Other rumours say that he does it with an illuminati, a pentacle of five, leaving sigils throughout this wiki that inflict a corrupting, daemonic influence upon all other users. The rest of us know better than to take a wiki so fucking seriously.
 * User:Lither - Some say he's a reincarnation of Stalin. Others that he's actually Satan, having assumed human form.
 * User:OrkMarine - Failed project. Turned down a well-paid administrator position, asks to be banned because of the "autists" on the wiki. Turns to a lame façade of cynicism to spice up a dull but comfortable middle class life. He had so much potential.
 * User:BlueEyeLeft - A petit little flower with a few pages out of the Doggy book on her belt. The ones who know her well claim she's beacon of kindness in an otherwise corrupt and bitterly cynical wiki. Others say she's the sock puppet of an evil, corrupt future initiative by a satanic cult bent on controlling the wiki. Others laugh when they see this DeviantArt-tier wet dream of fiction written by users who think it's "possible to control people on the internet".

About me
Important. At least 1-2 cute and/or funny doggos a day is absolutely necessary to maintain an effective Administrator composure.
 * -|Cute and funny doggos=

Politics is boring because human nature/people are stupid/we just need a small government and big free market and I prefer to be condescending on the internet about science/videogames/anime instead. Leave me and my special private ego bubble alone! You like /mu/? yeah? Just remember that they thought John Cena was a good meme. Now do you feel dirty?.
 * -|Politics=
 * -|Music=

Neck's Top 21 Albums:
 * 1) Discovery by Daft Punk (2001)
 * 2) Geogaddi by Boards of Canada (2002)
 * 3) Untrue by Burial (2007)
 * 4) Druqks by Aphex Twin (2001)
 * 5) Madvillainy by Madvillain (2004)
 * 6) Plastic Beach by Gorillaz (2010)
 * 7) Evil Empire by Rage Against The Machine (1996)
 * 8) Californication by Red Hot Chili Peppers (1999)
 * 9) The Money Store by Death Grips (2012)
 * 10) Cosmogramma by Flying Lotus (2010)
 * 11) Rage Against The Machine by Rage Against The Machine (1992)
 * 12) Stadium Arcadium by Red Hot Chili Peppers (2006)
 * 13) SBTRKT by SBTRKT (2011)
 * 14) The Battle Of Los Angeles by Rage Against The Machine (1999)
 * 15) Richard D James Album by Aphex Twin (1996)
 * 16) ...I Care Because You Do by Aphex Twin (1995)
 * 17) Immersion by Pendulum (2010)
 * 18) Nordland by Binärpilot (2010)
 * 19) Music Has The Right To Children by Boards of Canada (1998)
 * 20) OK Computer by Radiohead (1997)
 * 21) Demon Days by Gorillaz (2005)

This list is mostly judged by a critical eye looking trough nostalgia goggles. Even if To Pimp A Butterfly really is the shit, it's not something i've been listening to for years and years, and therefore isn't on the list.

Recent fav's A passion I have distilled with the help of fellow linguist friends on this wiki. I like to study the grammar, phonology and alphabets of many languages. I have two fully functional languages, one of which has two different versions (the same wordstock and "grammar set" is used in two different settings, although the phonemes are fairly different), and many more in varying stages of completion. I appreciate all kinds of genuine art. I sometimes produce it, though the state of modern art tends to destroy any enthusiasm I have for participating in it.
 * The Smiths. Everything by The Smiths.
 * R.E.M. - Out Of Time
 * -|Linguistics=
 * -|Art=

I actually appreciate Vaporwave when it's not produced as a le funny maymay. That's probably not a good sign, either for the state of modern art in general, or for my own taste. Or both.

Oh yeah I also draw literal actual porn for money on my DeviantArt account but censor it with the patreon logo because I've shamelessly sold away all my artistic talents and in the process killed any defendable sense of artistic value my works might have once had.

A given, since I have fanon articles on this wiki. I have some ability to write stories, but my greatest preference is articles and descriptive, essay-type things I enjoy flim, however rarely take part in experiencing it. My favourite movies are probably American Psycho, The Usual Suspects, Fight Club, anything by Quentin Tarantino, and a couple of Kubrick films, specifically Space Odyssey. Pride is also really good, watch it. I read quite a bit. Most of it is political or historical content.
 * -|Writing =
 * -|Flim =
 * -|Books=

Currently reading: Will be getting into: I game fairly frequently, but I don't play very many. I tend to find innumerable swathes of video games and large chunks of the gaming community itself to just be toxic and intolerable. Of course, this is due to the logical conclusion of the free market and how it commodifies everything.
 * Cliff, Tony, "Revolution Besieged", 1978
 * Austrian School economics : ^ )
 * -|Gaming=

I'm also fairly bad at them.

Some of my favourite game include Civilisation V, Europa Universalis IV, Dawn of War, Age of Empires II, Yume Nikki, Fallout: New Vegas, Papers Please, Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, and Half-life & Half-life 2.

Let's play in the sand