Phallus Starcrotch

""You can't wear clothes. What if someone poisoned them and I accidentlly touch you? I'm not wearing clothes, I could take the poison through my skin""

- Lord Starcrotch explains to his retinue why their nudity is mandatory

Phallus Starcrotch, Rogue Trader extraordinaire and famously known for his paranoia of poisons and their potential application to him, is a man preceded by his repuation.

Appearance
Due to an acute fear of being poisoned through his clothes, Lord Starcrotch refuses to wear any. The sole piece of matter shielding his body is a diamond-studded holster worn over his groin, which holds a master crafted Plasma Pistol.

He keeps himself in peak phsyical shape to stay ahead of his perceived pursuers, most prominently a certain Puritan Inquisitor, who regards Phallus' appearance as highly heretical and therefore attempts to clad him on every occasion.