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"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually—from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint—it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey... stuff." "Seems legit"

- The Tenth Doctor, and Totalimmortal's commentary when watching the episode.

Early Life
Totalimmortal was born in California, the Golden State. Although shy throughout his early childhood, he quickly rose to power in kindergarten. His elementary school life was filled with academic praise, fights, and dodgeball. Graduating to middle school, he quickly realized that the people around him began to change rapidly. Totalimmortal adapted to these changes, learning to play the electric guitar and drums. As the growing crowds of females around him began to slow his everyday life, he quickly decided to move 70 miles south, to a smaller coastal town. He adapted once more, learning to surf and skate proficiently. Oh, and throw reading lots of LotR and 40k books in there somewhere.

High School and Beyond
In high school, Totalimmortal rose to fame once more. His musical prowess along with his sharp wit made him a point of envy for his colleagues. He decidedly joined the freshman lacrosse team, where he later declined the title of MVP. He would go on to play lacrosse the rest of his high school career.

In the spring of 2011, Totalimmortal grew bored. To end his boredom, he began researching random things about the 40k universe. At some point in this search, he discovered the 40k Fanon Wiki. Totalimmortal took interest is this wiki, and observed its happenings for nearly a week before finally joining and creating the Knights of Infinity. This later led to the Forever Enlightened and Incognitus Anomaly, and the three articles are closely intertwined. However, Totalimmortal realized that they were of mediocre potential, and all but abandoned the project.

His next move would be to make the original Jericho Terrius, who was originally intended to be a commisar who bent the rules to fit his purposes. This idea evolved at least 4 times, until it became what it is today. Totalimmortal realized that this character could easily lead his own story, and quickly began working on the project. At first it came easily, but writing the epic became more and more tedious. His desire to take it in an extremely abstract direction became his undoing, and he ended up taking a 3-4 month hiatus.

During this time, Totalimmortal took summer school classes and went to the beach a LOT. Then Space Marine arrived in the mail and he wasted a week of his life playing that.

Finally, he made his triumphant return, and, with the help of Dirge, created the "Defiance" Time-Line, along with several articles related to it. He also purged part of his Jericho Terrius story, and made a new article for the tale. This became Knowledge is Power. Totalimmortal noticed that Danger Aphoran and Vengelia Calithos were characters he could quite easily expand on, and so he did.

Oh, and he became an admin somewhere in there.

Recently, Totalimmortal recreated Jericho Terrius, making the character more grimdark and better suited for the setting. This lead to the deletion of Knowledge is Power, and the creation of the "Jericho Terrius (Revamp)" and "Jericho Terrius (Classic)" articles. They were both deleted once the new Jericho version was ready to fly solo.

Personality
Totalimmortal tends to be outgoing and somewhat mischievious. He is rarely serious, although when he is, it is a fearsome sight to behold.

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Abilities and Traits
Totalimmortal has mastered many skills throughout his life
 * Expert skater
 * Expert surfer
 * Expert Punk Guitarist
 * Perfectionist Writer
 * Expert Musical Composer
 * Alright Bass Player
 * Alright Drummer
 * So-so marching snare
 * Expert dolphin-swim-with-dude
 * Most triumphant bro
 * Expert tomahawk thrower.
 * Downy Gardener

Equipment
Totalimmortal is known to carry with him a pocket knife at all times. His general attire consists of a t-shirt, jeans, and skater shoes.

Various Wiki Members
I'll have notes on most active members added to this list eventually. If you're not on here now, just add your name and I'll write something.


 * Supahbadmarine: Supah inspired to me join the wiki in the first place, and still gives great advice on articles. He's an admin just like me :D


 * Cal XD: Cal's a chill bro. We have awesome chats, and he's a bureaucrat as well as a founding member on my wiki. I might be confusing this with someone else, but I think Cal annoyed me when I first joined... Probably got it mixed up though. He's an admin just like me :D


 * TardirProductions: My Norwegian ally who I might be related to. He's pretty cool, and I turned him into an AFI fan over the course of two days. Sometimes Cal and I call him Little Ani, because he likes Star Wars and is one of the younger members.


 * Vivaporius: Viva is a cool bro that I chat with pretty often. His black supremacy can be a bit much (like how he has the Black Panthers space marine chapter), but I like it most of the time.
 * DirgeOfCerberus111: Dirge and I created the Defiance Alternate Time-Line after creating two blogs with a total of about 500 comments. In chat I call him "Poor Innocent Dirge" because he doesn't catch the immature innuendo that Cal and I slip in to conversations.

Friends and Allies

 * Gandalf and Dumbledore, since they're basically the same person when you think about it.
 * The Men of Gondor
 * The Rohirrim
 * MacGyver
 * Knight Rider
 * The A-Team
 * The Gym Leaders of Kanto
 * Yurf Rendenmein
 * The Boy Who Destroyed the World

Enemies

 * Justin Bieber


 * Taylor Lautner
 * Harry Potter
 * Tzeentch
 * Morgoth (Sauron is for noobs)
 * Bad Ash

Quotes
These are all awesome

By
"That's a reverse Dirge! Wait... AN EGRID!"

- Totalimmortal whilst witnessing the first egriD

"The internet is friendly, just keep it on a leash, and make it your b***h.""

- Totalimmortal's wisdom on the internet

"You have no idea. No. Idea. what I did before joining, so don't think you know my inner-workings."

- Totalimmortal's response to Tardir's statement

"Come one, come all to the Circus of Loopholes! Watch as we exploit every grey area, take advantage of every technicality, and even take advantage of the vague!"

- Totalimmortal

About
Feel free to add any here

"HIs ideas are heresy of the best kind! I just wish he would stop coming upo with big community porjects. I always end up being sucked in."

- Supahbadmarine 08:16, November 24, 2011 (UTC)

"Rusty Spoon?"

- A Shadow Before the Dawn My Talk 21:14, November 24, 2011 (UTC)

"The guy is a legend! And a total Bro!"

- A Shadow Before the Dawn My Talk 04:24, November 27, 2011 (UTC)

"He's one sick puppy"

- Cal XD

Favorites
"F**k you very much, and have a nice day"

- Dave Passaro

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You kill my father. Prepare to die."

- Inigo Montoya

"Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco ses."

- Lyrics from "Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)"

Trivia
Ironically, his theme song is NOT "Totalimmortal" by AFI. It is "Synesthesia" by the same artist.

He likes women. A LOT.

Wields a mighty banhammer

The most chillest admin

Is apparently of the same bloodline as Tardir

Coined the phrase "He just pulled a Dirge!"

Also created the word egriD.

Total's Guide for Article Writing
Throughout Totalimmortal's Wikia career, he has been developing a system for creating articles. It goes something like this:

Step 1- Pick a topic. This can range from an inquisitor to a necron tomb world.

Step 2- Find inspirational music. Preferably instrumental. One of my favorites is "Chariots of Fire".

Step 3- Make a well-thought-out plan for the article. Use a piece of paper. ONLY a piece of paper.

Step 4- Dispose of this plan. Plans are for the weak. Making one and removing it leaves a vague outline in your memory, and this outline can be used for awesome. The best way to dispose of a plan is to burn it, but leaving it in a pot of boiling water for 15 minutes works just as well.

Step 5- Begin writing.This is what it all comes down to. Don't f*** this up. Avoid using the same words repetitively, make sure you are using correct grammar and spelling, and stay true to the essence of your article.

Step 6- Take a break. Unless you have a superhuman surge of inspiration, you should definitely take a break. Otherwise you end up with an inquisitor in a 1940's diner.

Step 7- Return and revise. After your break, you'll probably notice something stupid about your article, be it a small wording issue or a dumb plot twist. Fix it.

Repeat 5-7 until article is completed
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